• It's You, NOT Me - Not supporting legal immigration is stupid...just stupid
    Feb 5 2026

    If you're on the same page as Billie Eilish, you're dumb as a stump and I'll tell you why.

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    2 mins
  • It's You, NOT Me - Trying to make you understand is pointless
    Jan 31 2026

    I would rather continue to beat myself in the face with a 2x4 that try to make you understand my point.

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    3 mins
  • It's You, NOT Me - Quality employees are always out there
    Jan 30 2026

    Sometimes, breathing is the only real qualification for the job.

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    1 min
  • It's You, NOT Me - Paycheck vs Investments
    Jan 24 2026

    Sorry, you're just not as valuable as you think.

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    1 min
  • It's You, NOT Me - Stop perpetuating your suffering
    Jan 22 2026

    When you keep shooting yourself in the foot and refuse to give up your gun, I'm not going to bandage your wound.

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    2 mins
  • It's You, NOT Me - The Stupidest Place in America
    Jan 13 2026

    Nope, it's not your office. It's a gas station.

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    1 min
  • It's You, NOT Me - The Immigration Pendulum
    Jan 12 2026

    For those that don't know how a pendulum works, FAFO.

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    2 mins
  • It's You, NOT Me - What do you mean you don't take 100's?
    Jan 5 2026

    Businesses should be able to discriminate against me because I carry a $100 bill.

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    2 mins