Hey bestiessss 💋

It’s Lucie’s 33rd birthday ep, and we are getting into some truly unhinged Birthday Behaviourrrr!

From age deception and dress disasters, to birthday expectations gone spectacularly wrong and a betrayal that should honestly be illegal, these listener stories are not for the weak.

We are dishing out our humble (and sometimes questionable LOL) opinions on who’s in the wrong, who needs to apologise, and who should simply never be trusted again.

Expect chaos, cackling and plenty of “I would simply pass away” moments 🎂💅 love ya! xoxoxoxxoxo

Hey bestiessss 💍✨BIG news incoming… Lucie is officially ENGAGED!!!

You've asked and we've delivered, we're ready to spill it all! From how it all went down, the (princess) emotions, the surprises, and the moments that still don’t feel real yet 🥹.

After the chaos, we go in deep and reflect on 2025, how grateful we are for every single one of YOU who’s listened, shared, DM’d, laughed, and supported us while this thing really started to take off! 💖😭

We’re also chatting through our goals and vision for 2026, what’s coming next, and how excited we are for what we’re building together!

Thank you so so much for being part of our little, slightly unhinged, community. We truly couldn’t do this without you. Now press play bestie and celebrate with us 🥂✨

Hey bestiessss 🎄✨ we're officially in our Festive Agony Aunts era. You sent in your Christmas dilemmas and drama, from situationships coming to Christmas, to family members giving last-minute plans, mixed signals and festive stress. We’re breaking it all down, giving our best advice (that we would never take ourself LOL), and helping you survive the holidays with your sanity (mostly) intact. Grab a festive drink, snuggle in, and let’s get into your Christmas chaos 🤍🎁 love you byeeee xxxxx

Hey bestiesssss 💖✨

This week we asked you guys for your Christmas do drama and WOW you did NOT hold back! 🤪 Nip slips on the dancefloor, secret toilet flings, misplaced kisses and the kind of behaviour that would have HR drafting emails before the hangover even hit LOL it's giving Lucie vibes.

We also had some classic FUOTFs with one so bad for Ebs, she says she'll think about it for the rest of her days...

We hope you love the ep and our Christmas PJs! We're feeling so festive! Love you byeeee oxoxoxoxo

Hey bestiessss, this week we’re catching you up on life because a LOT is happening… Ebony has only gone and bought herself a HOUSE (!!) and Lucie is convinced her boyfriend is going to propose in the next two weeks, so manifest with us x

Our topic today is The Nickname Theory: why every man you date somehow ends up with an iconic codename. We go through Ebony’s fabulous list...BA, Gold Tooth, Policeman 1 & 2, and Joe-from-Joe-and-the-Juice, and then dive into your submissions, which honestly had us SCREAMING!

Finally, for our FUOTFs, Ebony was told she looked like she worked at ASDA in her green fleece, and Lucie sprinted for the only running train with one eyebrow, no bags packed, and zero preparation...it's giving type B.

A very on-brand week! Enjoy besties xxxxx

Hey bestiessss 💋 we’re back with another episode of pure unhinged chaos, starting strong with the question no one expected: is it ever ok to eat cereal (with milk!!) out of a lunchbox… on a train? 🥣🚆 Because apparently some people are doing that and we need answers.

Then we chat all things Great South Run...Lucie wouldn’t have survived without Ebony (obviously 🥹) and if you’re feeling inspired to start running, we've got you! Use code EBONY for 2 weeks free on Runna 🏃‍♀️✨

For the main event, we dive into your wildest workplace romance stories, and babes, you delivered. From finding your boyfriend’s boss’s Primark PJ label in your bed, to farmhand flings across the hay bales, to maternity leave covers doing more than covering workloads 👀 HR could never.

And of course, our fuck ups of the fortnight, you really can’t make this stuff up! We hope you love ittttt xxxxx

Heyyy bestiessss 😘 in this ep swe’re embracing all the chaos: Lucie went corporate soaking wet with a top saying GOOD MOVE (not her finest hour 😅), Ebony accidentally debuted a period stain at the school run, and we’re planning the Great South Run! Airbnb booked, nerves rising, and excitement… plus panic, obvs.

We also dive into the infamous Rating Game, where in true us fashion, most of the options somehow involve poo 💩 from getting splashed in the face to stepping in it in the pool’s shallow end. Will we ever grow up? Highly unlikely. Absolute laughs (and cringes) guaranteed! Love ya xoxoxo

Hey bestiesss! 💋 This week, we’re diving into Biggest Bullsh*tter - the wildest, most ridiculous lies boys have ever told to get out of situations instead of just...being honest! We’ve got bed restraints that were apparently “friends,” tattoos that were supposedly for “dead sisters,” and one guy who absolutely had to share a bed to comfort his friend. Plus, no episode would be complete without FUOTF, this time Ebony drinks mysterious substances in Turkey and Lucie accidentally books her 77-year-old nan a hotel slap bang in the middle of the wild Benidorm strip?! Pour yourself a drink, hold onto your sanity, and get ready to scream “no he didn’t!” at least a hundred times xxx

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