Episodes

  • Episode 40: Transformers Marathon - All Cops Are Bots

    Episode 40: Transformers Marathon - All Cops Are Bots
    Aug 16 2021
    After months of slogging through the archives, we've finally finished watching all of the Transformers movies + Bumblebee (2007-2018). To commemorate the occasion, editor Jordine makes her second guest appearance! In this episode, Hashem condemns everyone who tried to ruin his childhood memories, Leander tries to find the silver lining, and Jordine struggles to understand any of what's happened this past 2 months.
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 39: The Breakfast Club - Cancel Culture

    Episode 39: The Breakfast Club - Cancel Culture
    Aug 2 2021
    It's time for a classic, The Breakfast Club (1985). We're in spoiler territory now, so: Leander is a Bender anti, Hashem's a feminist, and we are in a post-Gamergate world. I rate this episode 11/12 Jump Cuts.
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 38: Blade Runner - Detroit: Become Human

    Episode 38: Blade Runner - Detroit: Become Human
    Jul 18 2021
    We watched Blade Runner (1982)! We share our insights on doing multiple cuts of movies, what makes humans so human, and the origins of cyberpunk. Also, this is Jordine and I apologize in advance for making us talk so much about the Transformers movies. please don't come after me
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    56 mins
  • Episode 37: The Thing - Well Cast Dogs

    Episode 37: The Thing - Well Cast Dogs
    Jul 4 2021
    Listen to Leander change Hashem's mind on the classic horror film The Thing (1982) on this week's episode. Additionally, you'll hear the entire IMDB trivia page read verbatim, some appreciation of the best four-legged acting to date, and some amoogus theatrics.
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    51 mins
  • Episode 36: Arrival - Kangaroo

    Episode 36: Arrival - Kangaroo
    Jun 20 2021
    Etymology is SICK (see: "good"). This review of Arrival (2016) is a banger (see: "great piece of work") and we invite you to join us in talking about how jazzy (see: "ever-changing and evolving") language can be!
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Episode 35: Jurassic Park - How Do I Get An Intrusive Thought?

    Episode 35: Jurassic Park - How Do I Get An Intrusive Thought?
    Jun 6 2021
    BAM! Chaos theory. BAM! The future of film. BAM! Hashem takes out a cigar and begins a philosophical analysis of dinosaurs. Don't miss this nice and relaxed review of Jurassic Park (1993)... after 19 minutes and 40 seconds of video game discussion. Skip ahead to get straight to the movie review.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Episode 34: Wanted - He Calls Her "Source Code"

    Episode 34: Wanted - He Calls Her "Source Code"
    May 23 2021
    Get ready to curve bullets, swim in wax, and find your long-lost dad in this review of Wanted (2008). This episode, Hashem patronizes Leander and then they both get distracted and talk about season 1 of Invincible instead!
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 33: Wes Anderson Double Feature - Do I Look Like A Shill?

    Episode 33: Wes Anderson Double Feature - Do I Look Like A Shill?
    May 9 2021
    This week is a double feature! We take on Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) and Grand Budapest Hotel (2014). Takes from this episode: Up is overrated, awards shows are a joke, and Roald Dahl was always high.
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    1 hr and 5 mins