• Happy Holidays: "Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!"
    Dec 23 2025

    Hopefully we can help you get through the holiday season and this FULL-LENGTH movie somehow from TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY-THREE with our episode covering the animated feature Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!.

    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - was to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    See just how quickly we descended into madness in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • SURPRISE EPISODE: Dude Where's My Pod
    Aug 2 2025

    What does my tattoo say? Audio! What does my tattoo say? Commentary! In this very special episode of the podcast, we provide an unsolicited commentary track for Dude Where's My Dog? the low-budget family film written by Family Matters writer Stephen Langford. You can sync it up to the movie -- available now on Tubi, of course!! -- but you probably shouldn't.

    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - was to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    See just how quickly we descended into madness in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle

    Brought to you by Smooth My Balls


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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • Complete Series Recap: We Jumped The Shuttle
    Jun 20 2025

    We did it. We accomplished ... something. What exactly we accomplished is up for debate in this, our last regular episode of the Family Matters watching era. Fasten your tethers tight... one. last. time.

    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - was to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    See just how quickly we descended into madness in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle

    Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Season 1 Recap
    Jun 13 2025

    Well, we did it. We finally made it through every single episode of Family Matters. But before we say goodbye, we’ve gotta recap Season 1. We’re talking highs, we’re talking lows, and we’re talking alternate cold opens. And, don’t worry, we’ll be back next week for an all encompassing send-off, shuttleboy style.

    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 1: "The Mama Who Came To Dinner"
    Jun 5 2025

    Why did we do this? What have we learned? How do you end a podcast? We answer fewer of these questions than you would expect as we watch OUR FINAL and THE FIRST episode of Family Matters.

    (Don't worry. We'll be back. Like, next week.)

    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle

    Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 2: "Two Income Family"
    May 30 2025

    Why is this show allergic to being a spinoff? What movies does John not need to watch? And what movie are we 100% GOING to watch? We get penultimate with these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 3: "Short Story"
    May 23 2025

    How much does water cost? What's in your Burger King parking lot? And is this f---ing play about us? We answer these questions and more as we read through Season 1, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

    Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 4: "Rachel's First Date"
    May 16 2025

    What nightmare are we hoping to wake up from? Who left Lynda Carter? And how can you tell if coconut milk has gone bad? We RSVP "yes" to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 4 of Family Matters.


    Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

    Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

    Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
    Email: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.com
    Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
    TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

    Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

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    1 hr and 1 min