Episodes

  • The Martian

    The Martian
    Jan 21 2026
    Hayes and AJ discuss 2015’s The Martian. Did we like the book better? Is losing ketchup the worst thing? And how many awesome “save Mark Watney Rich Purnell” maneuvers would we give it?
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    16 mins
  • Best of 2025 / Most Anticipated of 2026

    Best of 2025 / Most Anticipated of 2026
    Jan 7 2026
    Hayes and AJ chat about the best movies we watched for the podcast last year, and the films we’re most excited for in 2026.
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    6 mins
  • The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants

    The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants
    Dec 24 2025
    Hayes and AJ, along with a special guest, Hayes’ friend Foster, discuss 2025’s The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants. We discuss what you should never underestimate, what is SpongeBod, and how many Krabby Patties we’d give it.
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    7 mins
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
    Dec 10 2025
    Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. We talk favorite turtles, our favorite moments, and how many pizzas we’d give it. 🍕🐢
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    11 mins
  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid
    Nov 26 2025

    Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Who’s Fregley, is Chloë Grace Moretz’s character a ghost, and how many diaries we would give it.
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    12 mins
  • Big

    Big
    Nov 12 2025
    Hayes and AJ discuss 1988’s BIG. What’s creepy, who should work at toy companies, and how many piano keys we would give it.
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    7 mins
  • Hook

    Hook
    Oct 29 2025
    Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Hook. You can fly, you can fight, and you can what? Who is our favorite character? And how many Smees would we give it?
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    15 mins
  • LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy - Pieces of the Past

    LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy - Pieces of the Past
    Oct 15 2025

    Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy - Pieces of the Past. Who’s our favorite character? What is the final battle like? And how many Solituses would we give it?
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    10 mins