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Kill All Film Majors

Kill All Film Majors

Written by: KAFM Productions
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Two shameful film grads tackle new releases, old favorites, and anything they run across from boxes of filthy DVDs.

In 2023, Duncan and John graduated from the cheapest film school in the country. Now they toil in the PNW with nothing to do but critique and complain about movies that far more successful people have made.

For more concise and frequent movie opinions, check out:

Duncan: https://letterboxd.com/cptsilverlining/

John: https://letterboxd.com/batchmoves/

You can also find Duncan at https://www.twitch.tv/cptnsilverlinings and find John at the homeless shelter.

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Episodes
  • Rest In Peace Falafel (Batman Begins / Prince Of Persia)
    Jan 12 2025

    On this episode of Goodwill Grab Bag, Duncan is complacent with mid 2000's mid action, like some kind of cop with a family. Meanwhile, John hates everyone but the greaseball cop threatening the first guy's family. Also, Jake Gyllenhaal shows up to offer another terrible video game movie to our altar.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • But at what Costner? (Megalopolis / Horizon: An American Saga)
    Dec 21 2024

    Closing out the year with two of the highest profile misfires of 2024, Coppola and Costner return to the big screen to burn a collective 220 million dollars, and we couldn’t be happier for half of it. There’s something beautiful about a man with nothing to lose except for all of his money. We’ve got a million questions and almost no answers but one thing is for certain: Kevin Costner is never getting his wife back. I hope those Horizon sequels keep him warm at night.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Little Joe Maybe (A Perfect Getaway / The Italian Job)
    Dec 7 2024

    Goodwill Grab Bag time! Millia Jovovofich returns from the box, teaming with Steve Zahn to create a movie more boring than Rescue Dawn ever was. Mark Whalberg also returns, bringing Jason Statham and some other dorks to stage a heist your Dad can nap through and still enjoy.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
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