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Welcome, sinners, to the steamiest corner of your consciousness. Today, we’re diving crotch-first into the sin that needs no introduction—Lust. The thirst trap of the deadly sins. The reason your ex still watches your stories. The sin that’s been slipping into DMs since Eden had Wi-Fi. Whether it’s a lingering look, a midnight hookup, or an entire vacation planned around your favorite OnlyFans creator, Lust is always lurking, always moaning, and always making very bad decisions feel so damn good.

So grab a glass of something wet, loosen whatever's tight, and let’s get biblically bad.

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It’s time again my slithering snakes for another installment of our seven deadly sins series. Today’s sin is Envy, that sick little gremlin in your head whispering, ‘Why do they have it and not me?’ Envy doesn’t want what you have. Envy wants you not to have it. It’s not just petty it’s full-blown psychosexual resentment with a dash of sabotage. If you like to troll the comments section on the posts of people who seemingly have it all, this episode is for you. Because Envy doesn’t clap for your success, it live-tweets your downfall with a bowl of popcorn.

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Welcome back to our seven deadly sins series where we glorify the gory, laugh at the damned, and unpack centuries of spiritual trauma with wine in hand.
Today’s sin? Pride. The OG diva. The Beyoncé of the Seven Deadly Sins. The one that struts in, demands the spotlight, and insists the other sins bow down and kiss its big, bold bodylicious bedazzled ass. After all, it’s PRIDE month sis so lets simmer in sin together