Episodes

  • Episode 36 - They’re Making Chili Into Kids
    Jan 14 2026

    Un-Christian-like orgy. DPS Rogue. Delay by negative six months. Spook em with the spooker stick. Out here leaving bait. Soup ain’t hittin like it used to. Sunday Night Stoning. I gotta go blind somehow. If you find the green one you win.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 35 - Is Lead Addictive
    Jan 14 2026

    Give it that real rustic look. It’s almost like concrete. A world full of bottoms. Let’s ReRock it. Creamed my Sydney Jeanies. You got snitch lips. A rabbi killed his turd. Giving them new viruses. Shrimpin for crab. He’s going on birthwhite. In the face down low. What you wearing to the funeral girl? All you need is 19.

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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • Episode 34 - They Only Learn To Take Off
    Jan 7 2026

    We can’t be bought. I concede nothing! Crackheads are the strongest people. That pig treated me like a horse. His body is trying to kill him. Look at that bearded toddler. Common law first mate. Bullets are for the war. They shoulda let me paint. That’s a racist candy.

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Episode 33 - Thursday Night Matzo Ball
    Jan 2 2026

    Plantation records. Last Chance Jew. No jubilees in Alabama. Who drove you? 3 & 1/2 hour shit. “He ain’t shit”. I totally know what that is. All background characters by BetterHelp. Real sidewalk trash. Make em into a stew. How much cheese is too much cheese? A billion bugs to smush.

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    2 hrs and 46 mins
  • Episode 32 - Deskpop
    Dec 27 2025

    Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the woods. God damn xenomorph hitting me up. You’re just buying accessories. Self-inflicted manufactured crisis.

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Episode 31 - Rowdy Since 1776
    Dec 26 2025

    B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never happened. He’s got half the city up his ass. Look, we got a work thing. Chilito. It’s Die Hard but there’s an Alien in the vents.

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    2 hrs and 37 mins
  • Episode 30 - Women Are A Puzzle
    Dec 16 2025

    Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails. WScared the back of his head right off. They skitter. My buddies friend listens. I’ve been building a reputation. I drink hot beers and I wear camouflage.

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    2 hrs and 37 mins
  • Episode 29 - The 8-Mile Method
    Dec 13 2025

    Ethically non-monogamous gay married men. Drip on the lip. You can see me? Job king of Syracuse. Retro-Swag jacking us. They should get a QR code. My husband & me. Cutting across 12 lanes of freeway traffic. PB&J OnlyMans. JD’s pissed. That’s a terrible thing that JD has done.

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    1 hr and 46 mins