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please turn this into a funny cpation for the podcast epissode where we did a watch party about the documentary "The Age of Disclosure" In this engaging conversation, the hosts reflect on personal experiences, including the loss of a beloved icon and the activism of the next generation. They delve into the intriguing world of UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena), discussing government secrecy, the implications for national security, and the potential for public disclosure. The conversation is interspersed with humor, personal anecdotes, and a cocktail tribute, creating a dynamic and thought-provoking dialogue. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the complexities surrounding Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAPs), discussing government secrecy, the stigma associated with believing in UAPs, and the implications of disclosure. They explore the intersection of UAPs with religion, the role of intelligence agencies, and witness accounts from military personnel. The conversation also touches on the moral implications of UAP technology and the future of humanity in relation to extraterrestrial life. Ultimately, they conclude that we are being 'babysat' by aliens, who are trying to prevent humanity from self-destruction.

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We hosted a watch party for The Age of Disclosure and things escalated exactly how you’d expect when you mix government secrets, UAPs, and alcohol. One minute we’re honoring a beloved icon and talking about the next generation of tiny activists, and the next minute we’re deep in the trenches asking why the government knows things and refuses to share like a toddler hiding snacks under their bed.

We break down the documentary, the stigma around believing in UAPs, military witness accounts, and the very real possibility that aliens have been watching us like concerned parents who regret giving their kid unlimited screen time. We also discuss disclosure, religion, intelligence agencies, and whether humanity is on some kind of cosmic probation.

There are cocktails. There is chaos. There are opinions that may or may not get us put on a list.

Conclusion: we are absolutely being babysat by extraterrestrials, and frankly, we deserve the supervision.

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In this lively episode, the hosts discuss a variety of topics ranging from the excitement of the Super Bowl to the concept of past lives and reincarnation. They share personal anecdotes, humorous jokes, and delve into the mysteries of the Mandela Effect. The conversation flows through their experiences with cocktail events, children's past life memories, and the intriguing stories of the Pollock twins. The episode wraps up with thoughts on conspiracy theories and the mystical connections of cats, leaving listeners with a sense of curiosity and wonder about the unknown.

In this episode of Lunatic Soup, we unravel the strange legend of the Moon-Eyed People, pale nocturnal beings said to have lived in Appalachia before European settlers. Were they ancient Welsh or European descendants, fae, aliens, or something more cryptid in nature? Known for avoiding sunlight, moving by moonlight, and sometimes causing mischief—or danger—these figures blur the line between folklore and the unexplained. From indigenous stories to paranormal theories, we explore who (or what) the Moon-Eyed People might have been.

Lunatic Soup is having a watch party! Today we dive headfirst into the eerie world of The Blackwell Ghost; Part 2. Join us for a watch party as we dissect this spine-chilling "documentary”. Is it a genuine paranormal exposé or a masterclass in cinematic deception? Grab your favorite spooky snack, dim the lights, and prepare to question everything you see (and hear) on screen.

Lunatic Soup is having a watch party! Today we dive headfirst into the eerie world of The Blackwell Ghost; Part 1. Join us for a watch party as we dissect this spine-chilling "documentary”. Is it a genuine paranormal exposé or a masterclass in cinematic deception? Grab your favorite spooky snack, dim the lights, and prepare to question everything you see (and hear) on screen.

Season 4 of Lunatic Soup launches the only way we know how: with technical disasters, unhinged laughter, birthday chaos, and a deep dive into one of America’s weirdest legends — Champ, the Lake Champlain Monster.

In this episode, we spiral straight into cryptid lore, folklore, and paranormal history as we explore the 400-year mystery of Champ, Lake Champlain’s very own lake monster. From Native American accounts and 1600s sightings to the infamous Champ photograph and modern cryptozoology investigations, we break down why this elusive creature refuses to stay buried at the bottom of the lake.

We talk:

• Why Vermont literally passed laws to protect Champ

• What cryptozoologists like Katie Elizabeth believe about undiscovered species

• Why eyewitness descriptions of Champ are wildly different (and wildly unhinged)

• How local festivals, mascots, and pop culture turned a lake monster into a regional icon

Plus, because this is Lunatic Soup, we also derail into:

• Birthday chaos

• Internet weirdos

• Listener reactions

• And personal stories about water, fear, and why we’re all just one lake monster sighting away from becoming feral

Is Champ a surviving prehistoric creature? A misidentified animal? A hoax? Or proof that cryptids are hiding in plain sight? We don’t solve the mystery — but we absolutely make it fun.

If you love cryptids, lake monsters, paranormal podcasts, folklore, haunted history, weird legends, and chaotic storytelling, welcome to your new obsession.

Grab a drink, embrace the absurd, and remember: being a little bit of a lunatic is how you survive this timeline.

Merry Christmas! Today, we slip into the icy shadows of Alpine legend to uncover the true story of the winter goddess, Frau Perchta. Long before she was painted as a terrifying, belly-slitting crone, Perchta was a revered figure of winter’s balance—a guardian of hard work, rest, and the turning of the year. We trace her roots back to Frau Holle and the ancient pagan traditions that honored her, then follow the trail as Christianity reshaped her into a figure of fear, warning children and adults alike to stay in line.