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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Written by: Sumo & Kavi
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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Episodes
  • S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man
    Feb 21 2026

    Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk.

    The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are.

    Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle.

    Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge people

    Charlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket.

    Everyone on the right is pretending to be white and straight but they’re actually brown and gay.

    Everyone on the left is pretending to be brown and gay but they’re actually white and straight.

    The Bardcast.

    Lauren Southern got honey-potted by a man.

    Was Candace Owens purchased by a British Lord?

    More gay right-wing thought leaders.

    Gavin Newsom’s family looks very trad.

    Erika Kirk’s questionable Instagram posts and alleged messages to underage girls.

    Be careful of people who are overly good.

    Another thing with weird sex and orphans.

    The flip side of the serpent, snake oil and modern medicine, inversion.

    John Calvin was wiser than all the popes.

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    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?
    Feb 7 2026

    What happens after the lord of the rings?

    Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free!

    How do you have a fact-less epistemology?

    Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from.

    You really can’t believe anything.

    Greek people are kind of swarthy.

    The first T-Rex, dinosaurs are fake, just 10 more shots bro.

    All cuisines were invented by hotels.

    Freud killed philosophy.

    Leftests are straight people pretending to be gay, right-wingers are gay people pretending to be straight.

    MAPSOC epistemology is to connect the dots into the most glorious image possible.

    The New Shadow.

    Kavi connects the dots and it’s a spikey ghost.

    The Yin and Yang of the right and the left.

    What happens to the hero after the battle is over.

    Talking about Zelda and Majora’s Mask.

    How can you exist if you’re not being beating by a baton?

    You only win if you want to get back home, the real hero never wanted to be one.

    Support the show


    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness
    Jan 27 2026

    Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect.

    This is our most schizophrenic show yet.

    Westworld.

    The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad.

    The story is the heart of the universe.

    Being designed to ignore things that might hurt you.

    There is no anti-memetics division.

    Agency laundering.

    All of science tells you that you’re worthless, your actions don’t matter, you don’t have agency or even exist.

    Is the church another smokescreen?

    The scapegoat, who is your Jew?

    The strawman.

    The plot of Final Fantasy XVI is exactly what we’re talking about here.

    There is no political solution.

    Be grateful to the system because you actually want it.

    Machine Elves and the paranormal, mechanical sounds.

    Support the show


    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 24 mins
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