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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Written by: Sumo & Kavi
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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Episodes
  • S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
    May 1 2026

    Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.

    You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.

    BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence.

    Arguing about the Shroud of Turin.

    The Great Male Renunciation.

    You’ve been conditioned by capitalism. Why would anyone want to have sex with people who aren’t beautiful?

    The reign of beige, beige civilizations don’t conquer the world.

    Beauty can’t only be the domain of women.

    Tolkien’s letter to his wife, making sex with actual women uncool.

    Embrace tradition and be a fancy pants.

    Faith in himself, previous conversations with #15 CEO of Earth, why would God require use to believe?

    Sumo reserves a hotel room by faith.

    Bonus conversation from another universe with Smokestack and Duke of Alba!

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    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Become a True Fan
    Become a Micronation Citizen
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp

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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane
    Apr 27 2026

    High-powered law offices and old-timey America.

    Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.

    A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.

    Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past.

    The SPLC situation.

    Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake.

    Sumo has boots in many puddles.

    Citizenship.

    Sumo’s milking it so hard.

    People don’t like being poked in the axioms.

    What if there’s nothing to figure out?

    Sumo’s theory that Trump will be literally or metaphorically assassinated by someone in his inner circle. The universe runs on drama.

    What if the real red pill is that there is no red pill, the search for authenticity.

    If you’re going to live in a world of fake identities why not make up your own.

    Pursuing your true self, getting out of the jar.

    Pluribus TV show.

    Professional wrestling is so fake it’s real. It also predicts U.S. election results.

    Drama for drama’s sake.

    We’re all in this together.

    Links

    History as: Do You Want to Live in a Jar?

    Why Wrestlemania Will Determine the Next Election

    Support the show


    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Become a True Fan
    Become a Micronation Citizen
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • S4E016: Hot Takes
    Apr 13 2026

    Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.

    Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evil, retvrn is cope, agency laundering, the overwhelming and nearly impossible to believe degree to which God loves you individually, what is love? (baby don’t hurt me), The Last of Us, the miraculous power of faith, sexual orientations of political alignments, metal music is the heir to western concert music, and how Brady can play better than Hendrix but that doesn’t make him better than Hendrix. Enjoy!

    Links

    The Frank and Brady Show

    Support the show


    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Become a True Fan
    Become a Micronation Citizen
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp

    Show More Show Less
    3 hrs and 10 mins
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