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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Written by: Sumo & Kavi
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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Episodes
  • S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery

    S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery
    Jun 12 2026

    Melanie and writing songs about things.

    Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day.

    Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2.

    Esau, spanking and sensitive young men.

    Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children?

    Complaints about white men are just traumas about dad.

    Corporal punishment, does it work, is it justified?

    B.F. Skinner, the application of using pain to alter behavior.

    Electrocuting children.

    Operant conditioning, these tools are being used on you!

    Conservative culture, farmers are not based.

    The shorted man Sumo's ever seen who was not Guatemalan.

    Links

    "Beat Your Kids" | Russell Peters

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    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

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    Become a True Fan
    Become a Micronation Citizen
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
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    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp
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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto

    S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto
    Jun 4 2026

    What was going on with the Tower of Babel?

    Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon.

    Support the show


    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Become a True Fan
    Become a Micronation Citizen
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 23 mins
  • S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman

    S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman
    Jun 2 2026

    Noah’s flood, was it universal?

    A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis.

    Links:

    Make Clive Lewis weird again Substack

    Support the show


    More Links

    www.MAPSOC.org
    Follow Sumo on Twitter
    Alternate Current Radio
    MAPSOC back on YouTube Again!

    Support the Show!

    Become a True Fan
    Become a Micronation Citizen
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout
    Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack
    Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea

    Sumo's Substacks

    Holy is He Who Wrestles
    Modern Pulp
    Show More Show Less
    2 hrs and 45 mins
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