Christmas has hit Majorly Hacked Off and Over It and Casey has entered a level of festive feral normally reserved for pantomime villains and mums doing the Christmas shop at 11.58 pm. She has stormed through B and M doing her annual Cash for Kids haul, while her mum confidently approached a random man in the street because she thought he was homeless. Kyle is simply trying to survive the episode without filing for emotional leave.

Casey also shares her day filming for Stand Up To Cancer which somehow turns into the most chaotic seasonal health lesson you will ever hear. Tits, balls, cervixes, HPV, lumps, NHS letters, EastEnders, trauma, nipple talk. It is equal parts public service and complete breakdown. Merry Christmas.

Then your festive dilemmas arrive and honestly, every single one is unhinged. Someone’s 2 month situationship thinks Christmas morning is a romantic milestone. A couple are on the brink of separation over where the tree goes. A fully grown adult refuses matching pyjamas at 32. Someone has been faking a homemade Christmas pudding for 12 years. And one listener’s partner wants reindeer themed bedroom activities involving antlers. No notes.

All this before the emotional grenade. Christmas at your sister’s where your estranged dad from Manchester will be sitting in the same room as you and has never met your kids. It is a lot. It is also exactly why this show exists.

Unfiltered. Accidentally heartfelt. Fuelled by ... we don't know what. If you want calm, look elsewhere. If you want festive chaos, nipple checks, family trauma and Casey threatening to fight the month of December, settle in.

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This week Casey turns up freshly risen from the dead after being violently unwell, on her period, emotionally unstable at the Pete Wicks dog show, crying over rescue dogs, and still managing to put a full face on for the Beauty Awards. Mel B ends up feeling up Claire from head to toe, Beck hits the Prosecco and terrorises producers with her camera skills, and Kyle sits quietly in the corner loving every second of the chaos.

Kyle also drops the small detail that his “special friend” is now actually his boyfriend, which sends Casey into a full spiral of joy and confusion.

Then the two unravel the big stuff. Autism burnout, feeling misunderstood at work, the heavy parts of being late diagnosed, masking, overstimulation, crying at random questions, and the shared experience of wanting to throw themselves out of windows or put their head in the oven but in a funny way.

Luckily we lighten the mood with your unhinged confessions, including cat ashes, a ring found in someone’s knickers, calling the boss “daddy,” a stolen Amazon parcel, and the friend who hid under a Christmas tree and caused a crime scene.

It is messy, it is raw, it is ridiculous, and it is very us.

Tis the season to be overstimulated.

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Kyle is ill and spiralling, Casey is energised and unfiltered, and this week’s episode goes everywhere in the best way.

Kyle updates fireworks ruining his week, sensory overload in Lidl, and being compared to Marv from Home Alone. Casey dives into parents evening chaos, teachers who secretly hate brilliant kids, and the moment she realised her daughter can’t say R or Sh. There is also speech therapy, childhood trauma humour, and the way your brain tries to cheer you up at the worst possible times.

They cover bath bombs, sad fannies, Wicked's release, special friends, and why Kyle’s curly hair has unlocked a new identity crisis. Plus a work voice note horror story, gentle parenting vs reality, and a reminder that kids dropping the mask at home is the point, not the problem.

And next week, they want your anonymous confessions. The more unhinged, the better.

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