The boys start off ranting about parking disasters and bottle piles, then drift straight into the nightly battle with ringing ears, brown noise, and the fridge light that refuses to stay alive. At some point they realize silence is actually worse than noise, especially when you’re coming off nights and your brain’s mush.

Then it’s hockey talk — outdoor rink, wrecked ice, bruised knees, and somehow pulling off a three-peat with zero cardio. Alberta weather shows up like always, flipping from +6 to “why do we live here” in a single day.

The rest is a full nostalgia detour: old Xbox memories, broken disc trays, the PS4 still hanging on for dear life, and the slow realization that everything’s getting more expensive because the world’s busy building giant AI data centers for god knows what.

And just to round it out, there’s the 2 a.m. AirPods cop incident.

It’s unplanned, and somehow still a full episode. Basically: another week at Mic Warning.

Winter shows up swinging, and our brains tap out almost immediately. What starts as the usual Alberta weather whining somehow turns into Olympic scraps, curling drama, Valentine’s Day strip-club, and a very serious debate about which sports should just allow fighting outright. Somewhere in the chaos, Derek confidently announces Tom Hardy is 62, and everything goes downhill...

There’s accidental snow science, TikTok garbage, movie rants, and the classic “we definitely didn’t research any of this” energy. No plan, no direction.

Another perfectly dysfunctional episode of Mic Warning.

Super Bowl weekend came and went — we didn’t exactly break down the plays, but we definitely had opinions.

Keelan walks through his skydiving experience, from the buildup to the jump itself and everything going through his head on the way down. It’s equal parts adrenaline and questionable decision-making.

We also mix in some Valentine’s Day trivia, because nothing says romance like random facts and chaotic banter.

Sports-adjacent. Slightly romantic. Mildly reckless.

Mic Warning.

A fresh batch of unfiltered conversation, drifting from the sensible to the completely unhinged in record time. No script, no plan, just two brains bouncing around until something hilarious happens. Classic Mic Warning energy without trying to be anything else.

Derek and Keelan spiral through life’s problems: a guy setting alarms every ten minutes at 3:30 AM, why breakfast is a scam, the truth about toaster settings, fast-food nostalgia, and gaming rabbit holes. Everyday chaos, served warm.

Welcome back to another episode of Mic Warning.

Keelan and Derek drift through their usual mix of nonsense and half serious debates, with a quick detour into trademarked phrases. We get into why people try to lock down random sayings, what actually counts, what doesn’t, and we end up laughing at how ridiculous the whole thing is. The rest is just the standard chaos you expect from us: real conversation, dumb jokes, and the occasional half sensible thought when we aren’t derailing each other.

Birthday episodes usually fall apart fast, and this one doesn’t disappoint. We kick things off with a chaotic birthday message from Keelan's cousin, which somehow snowballs into morning disasters, questionable grooming habits, and a heated debate about shaving with bar soap like it’s 1994.

The boys take a trip to the Republic Room. Fan call-outs, the first official Hot Turkey, and the usual chaos of multiple conversations that somehow lead nowhere. Exactly as planned.