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Mission Rejected

Mission Rejected

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 The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!Copyright Extraordinary Missions Limited Art Entertainment & Performing Arts
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  • 602: The Mild Mild West

    602: The Mild Mild West
    Dec 26 2025
    An Old West dude ranch tourist attraction run by Stuart Gilligan is threatened by a sinister real estate developer…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is waxing the floor.

    Written & Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillps
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Annie Dopley and Alice the Waitress
    and Bob Killion as White Willy

    Guest Starring
    Dave Serfass as Old Sweepy
    Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
    Rebecca Serfass as Calamity Mary Jane
    Rachel Song as Spliff Foot Sue
    John Dowgin as Goggins
    Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
    Pete Barry as Kyle
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce

    Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry
    “Red River Valley”, traditional, arranged by Pete Barry, special lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis
    “The Entertainer”, by Scott Joplin, arranged by Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Post-credits trailer: Personal Demon

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    See the episode webpage for a complete list of credits.
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    52 mins
  • 601: Motions Eleven

    601: Motions Eleven
    Nov 28 2025
    Skip Granger is on trial for murder…and Ex-President Chet Phillips is one of his victims.

    Written by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

    Story by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis & Pete Barry

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpakaya as Mini-McGrath
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps
    and Bob Killion as The Tech Bro

    Guest Starring
    Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    Rebecca Serfass as Secretary of the Interior
    Eric Perry as Whitmire
    Nguyen Mai as Vietnamese Fish Seller
    Phuong Nhi as Vietnamese Fish Seller
    Hoang Trong Nam as Vietnamese Fish Seller
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Tech VP and NSA Advisor
    Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
    Pete Barry as First Mate Barry
    Dustin Miller as Captain Twede
    Brendan Kennedy as Play-by-Play Announcer
    Eli Katz as Olivia
    and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.

    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

    Music by Pete Barry
    Sound mixing and editing by John Dowgin

    Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    Post-credits trailer: The Adventures of the Fox in the Fedora

    For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage.
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    51 mins
  • Coco The Barbarian Needs A Friend: Mario Capretti

    Coco The Barbarian Needs A Friend: Mario Capretti
    Sep 26 2025
    This week, Coco, Red Sona and Matt welcome legendarily fearless racer Mario Capretti to discuss what cars are, the benefits of greasing up your body, why Brad Pitt is our mortal enemy, and, of course, goats.

    Improvising are:
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman" and Mario Capretti
    Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian
    and Ashley Banks as Red Sona

    Created, Produced & Edited by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Music & Sound Effects by
    Pete Barry

    Executive Producers
    Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige Klaniecki

    This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.
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    42 mins
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