Episodes

  • Blessed with a Gay Jamboree
    Jan 20 2026

    This week, the ladies talk of an unbridled belting of Tina Turner, the mask is finally lifted on the short Shirley's new gadget, Will Smith reaches true enlightenment and Greggs' new breakfast option becomes an overnight (oats) sensation.



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    29 mins
  • Elsa doesn't wear flats!
    Jan 13 2026

    This week, after a hectic festive period, the Shirleys return to discuss their Christmas hauls, a new michelin star breakfast experience, the short Shirley's daughter has to face her prejudices and the long Shirley assures us her new bag isn't for the average (trader) joe.



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    33 mins
  • Three Snails a-laying
    Dec 23 2025

    This week, the Shirleys recount a festive, Butlins-esque gig, the short Shirley engages in some tactical gift-giving, we find out the ladies' biggest guilty pleasures of this year and some unexpected house guests arrive in time for the festive season.



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    28 mins
  • A Swathe of Mum-friends
    Dec 16 2025

    This week, the long Shirley stuns and entertains her house guests - against their will. The short Shirley powers through a magnesium deficiency to escape an academic K-hole, the ladies give a podcast recommendation (as if you need one) and there's more drama at the Beckham household.



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    34 mins
  • You promised me a Donkey
    Dec 9 2025

    This week, the Shirley's despair over soaring cheese prices, Prince Harry sets his sights on american late night TV, the short Shirley goes overboard with Disney dolls and find out the pros and cons of 'Friend-mas'.



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    30 mins
  • Celebrity Snakeskin Slip-Ons
    Dec 2 2025

    This week, the Shirley's tread new ground in the world of auctioneering, Prince William drops an absolute truth bomb, King Charles gives the passport a fresh makeover and find out which shows are worth a watch this winter!



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    29 mins
  • I am NOT your 'bro'
    Nov 25 2025

    This week, the short Shirley reflects on pulling off the party of the decade, the long Shirley becomes a household face, the ladies discuss the pros and cons of an AI husband and vie for a spot on Claudia Winkleman's new show.



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    32 mins
  • Salt-N-Pepa, Fatboy Slim and Butlins
    Nov 18 2025

    This week, the Shirley's discuss the return of the 90's, the looming panic of Christmas shopping, a chaotic costume fitting and find out if the short Shirley has bitten off more than she can chew!



    Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza


    Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


    Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


    Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    22 mins