Episodes

  • Old MacSilicon Had a Data Farm (w/ Will Miles)

    Old MacSilicon Had a Data Farm (w/ Will Miles)
    Jul 7 2026
    Are social media trends just a thinly veiled strategy to collect data on us? Comedian and friend of the show Will Miles joins Langston and David to discuss that possibility, as well as answer a voicemail about how antidepressants are more prevalent among white people. 0:00 Robots kicking children in China 8:45 Conspiracy: Every social media trend is a psy-op 36:00 Racial slurs and their rules 41:50 What’s wrong with industry plants? 56:10 Voicemail: White people know secrets about SSRIs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)

    Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)
    Jun 30 2026
    Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams may carry. Then, they listen to a voicemail about whether dinosaurs really went extinct...or simply evolved. Finally, they explore the veracity of Steve Harvey's hair during his early career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)

    Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)
    Jun 23 2026
    Could Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react to new video evidence — straight from the horse’s mouth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)

    All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)
    Jun 16 2026
    We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart. Langston and David take your pre-recorded calls to answer the most important questions of the day: Does being a good R&B singer make you a scumbag? Could killing your sex drive be a good thing? It's been a fun ride. Hang around to hear what's next. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    53 mins
  • The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

    The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)
    Jun 11 2026
    Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it's devastating. For some reason people love the music beat. This episode gets out of hand and might be our most controversial one yet. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)

    Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)
    Jun 9 2026
    Bert and Ernie, ummm sorry, Langston and David get together to answer your voicemails. What happened to all the Black puppets, and how did puppets infiltrate the magic castle?! Are vegetables even real? Plus, what's next for Langston and David? FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit mymommatoldme.merchcentral.com Bye, bitch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN

    Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN
    Jun 4 2026
    Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels? CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Robots are Evil (with Janelle James)

    Robots are Evil (with Janelle James)
    Jun 2 2026
    Janelle James is here to get to the root of robot evil. Gentle with the speculum, we're getting to the truth of other big questions. Did cocaine condemn the crack addict? What do you know about the majesty of nature? Can you even look at a lake, bro? We're taking our shirts off at Ocean Prime, smoking a joint, chain or no chain, we're titties to the sun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins