• Episode 34 - The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992)
    Jan 21 2026

    This week, Carly has decided to inflict her favourite film genre on Rich: a ‘90s domestic thriller about a psychotic bitch stalking a family of yuppies!

    Will it make Carly want to breastfeed a stranger’s baby? Will it make Rich want to be a baby? Find out in the thirty-fourth baby-stealing episode of MPHNT!

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    51 mins
  • Episode 33 - Candyman (1992)
    Jan 14 2026

    It’s Rich’s film pick week, which means poor Carly has to watch slasher classic, Candyman.

    Will she be able to fancy Tony Todd, even though he’s full of bees? Will Rich be able to convince her that the film is a thoughtful social commentary, despite all the bloody bees?? Find out in the thirty-third beetastic episode of MPHNT!

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    45 mins
  • Episode 32 - The Housemaid
    Jan 7 2026

    Carly and Rich mix things up this week by taking a trip to the cinema to watch The Housemaid (Carly’s pick, obviously).

    Will Rich be able to enjoy the sight of Sydney Sweeney naked, knowing she’s a registered Republican? Will Carly get any ideas for how to exact bloody revenge on Rich if he lets her down as a husband? Find out in the thirty-second tooth-tugging episode of MPHNT!

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    52 mins
  • Episode 31 - Love Actually
    Dec 24 2025

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAR LISTENER! To get into the festive spirit, Carly forces Rich to watch a film he’s managed to avoid for over two decades: 2003 Christmas romcom, Love Actually.

    Will Rich’s grinchy heart swell in size, or will he vomit mince pie all over himself? Will Carly be able to defend the rampant sexism and aggressive fat-shaming of this supposed classic? Find out in the thirty-first lovely (actually) episode of MPHNT!

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    49 mins
  • Episode 30 - Die Hard
    Dec 10 2025

    ‘Tis the season… for shooting bad guys!

    In this week’s Christmastastic episode, Rich finally gets Carly to watch one of his favourite holiday movies, 1988’s Die Hard.

    Will Carly feel the festive cheer that only a wave of bullets and bloodshed can provide? Will Rich concede that The Muppet Christmas Carol is possibly a more Christmassy film? And which one of them can do a better impression of Bruce Willis’ smirk?? Find out in the thirtieth machine gun-wielding episode of MPHNT. Yippee kay yay motherf***ers!

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    50 mins
  • Episode 29 - The Prince of Egypt
    Nov 26 2025

    In this week’s episode, Carly forces Rich to confront the trauma of his Catholic upbringing by making him watch 1998 Biblical animated epic, The Prince of Egypt.

    Will Rich find his way back to God? Will Carly’s disturbing obsession with the plagues of Egypt finally tear their marriage apart? Find out in the twenty-ninth slave-freeing episode of MPHNT!

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    51 mins
  • Episode 28 - Punch-Drunk Love
    Nov 19 2025

    After suffering through Billy Madison in last week’s episode, Rich decides it’s high time Carly watched a good Adam Sandler film.

    Will Carly be able to see past the lack of silly voices and fart jokes in 2002’s arthouse comedy-drama Punch-Drunk Love... or will she wish she was watching Happy Gilmore 2? Find out in the twenty-eighth coupon-collecting episode of MPHNT!

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    49 mins
  • Episode 27 - Billy Madison
    Nov 5 2025

    Here it is! After several episodes of teasing/threatening it, Carly finally gets Rich to watch an Adam Sandler movie!

    What on earth will poor Rich make of 1995’s Billy Madison? Will Carly convince him of The Sandman’s genius, or will Rich claw his own eyes out in despair? Find out in the twenty-seventh stupid-voiced episode of MPHNT!

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    55 mins