NFL Week 18 | Parlaiy.com
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NFL Week 18 | Parlaiy.com
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Happy 2026, America! We’re kicking off the year with the legendary Big Wurm, who is currently vibrating at a frequency only detectable by household pets and people drinking non-alcoholic wine from Trader Joe’s. While the rest of us are dragging from New Year’s Eve, Fern is busy winning $400 on "pleasers" and explaining how he survived a Tahoe blizzard by essentially holding his children’s attention spans hostage when the internet went down.
From the strategic brilliance of "Scotch-garding" your jeans to go sledding to the absolute tragedy of a $28 bowl of chili, we’re covering the essentials. The highlight? Fern’s "Wurmhole of Flavor" review of Breakfast at Tiffany’s (the San Francisco restaurant, not the movie), where the Eggs Benedict is so good it’ll make you forget your family members are currently standing on the roof for attention.
Whether you’re a "divorced dad" hoping for a lottery win or just a "True Niner Fan" looking for a reason to bet the house, this episode is the chaotic energy you need to start the year.