Is it even "playoff season" if you aren't contemplating the structural integrity of your sofa fort? This week, the guys are trading in their dignity for maximum comfort as they dive into the high-stakes world of "Adulting: Blanket Edition." From Ernie’s controversial "two-queen hotel bed" strategy to Scott’s sudden realization that he has become his grandmother via a shared love for Afghans, we’re exploring the cozy, slightly pathetic side of getting older.

The real chaos begins when the crew analyzes the projected #1 NFL draft pick, Fernando Mendoza, and his... enthusiastic post-game interview. Between Mendoza’s high-octane energy and a deep dive into the absolute horror show of New Year’s Eve adult diaper logistics in Times Square, you’ll learn more about public urination than you ever wanted to know. As Ernie puts it while reacting to a viral clip of the "pee pads" used by tourists: "Scott, you made me angry... I didn't need to see that".

Whether you’re here for the $80 sweatpants debate, the $500 gas bills, or the $0 advertising budget that somehow built this empire, this episode has it all. Stick around for the Week 18 Parlay simulations and find out why the guys are betting big on the Eagles despite their broken hearts. Click play, grab your heating pad, and let’s get naked (on a separate hotel bed, obviously).