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Nailing History

Nailing History

Written by: Matt and Jon
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Introducing "Nailing History," the podcast where two friends attempt to nail down historical facts like they're trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. Join Matt and Jon (or Jon and Matt) as they stumble through the annals of time, armed with Wikipedia, Chat GPT, and a sense of reckless abandon.

In each episode, Matt and Jon pick a historical event that tickles their curiosity (and occasionally their funny bone) and dissect it like a frog in biology class—except they're the frogs, and they have no idea what they're doing. From ancient civilizations to modern mishaps, they cover it all with the finesse of a bull in a china shop.

But wait, there's more! In between butchering historical names and dates, Matt and Jon take a break to explore the intersection of history and pop culture. Ever wondered if Cleopatra would have been a TikTok sensation? Yeah, neither have they, but that won't stop them from imagining it in excruciating detail.

So grab your popcorn and prepare to laugh, cringe, and possibly learn something (though don't hold your breath). With Matt and Jon leading the charge, "Nailing History" is the only podcast where you're guaranteed to leave scratching your head and questioning everything you thought you knew about the past. After all, who needs a PhD when you've got two clueless buddies and a microphone?

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  • 142: The American Revolution Within The Whimsical World of Ken Burns, Pt. 3
    Jan 22 2026

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    An army can survive cold, hunger, and defeat—but only if it learns how to stand. We dive into the messy middle of the American Revolution, where a self-made Prussian “baron” turns drills into discipline, a battlefield prima donna becomes a traitor, and the British learn that holding cities is not the same as holding hearts. From the gray misery of Valley Forge to the furnace of Monmouth, we trace how training, resolve, and a few well-timed French sails began to bend the arc of the war.

    We follow the story as it spreads: John Paul Jones locks hulls at sea, frontier campaigns devastate Native homelands, and British commanders head south betting on Loyalists and shock. That wager collides with a culture of backcountry fighters who don’t care for redcoat manners or neat lines. Nathanael Greene’s strategy turns delay into leverage, while Daniel Morgan’s plan at Cowpens uses a feint to unspool British confidence. In the background, Benedict Arnold—wounded, proud, and impatient—slides from hero to turncoat, nearly trading West Point for a pension and a promise.

    Everything converges at Yorktown. Washington feints at New York, Rochambeau brings siege craft, and French ships force a standoff that strangles British options. The surrender ceremony is petty theatre; the consequences are not. London’s politics fall, offensives cease, and a flawed peace begins. We sit with the aftershocks: Loyalists scattering to Nova Scotia, Black Loyalists pushed again to the margins or onto ships to Sierra Leone, and Native nations written out of the treaty. Then we end where endurance lives—Washington quieting a near-mutiny with a pair of spectacles and a line about growing old, reminding us that the real hinge of victory was simple and brutal: the army did not quit.

    Subscribe, share with a friend who loves smart history, and tell us the single moment you think truly turned the war. Your take might shape our next deep dive.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 141: The American Revolution Within The Whimsical World of Ken Burns, Pt. 2
    Jan 15 2026

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    A near-collapse on Long Island. A fog that saves an army. A midnight gamble across black water that shocks a continent. We trace the most volatile stretch of the American Revolution—when Washington loses New York, wins at Trenton, and keeps the fragile cause alive long enough for Saratoga to change everything.

    We start with the practical mess behind the Declaration’s arrival in Britain before dropping into the tactical blunder at Jamaica Pass and the miraculous evacuation across the East River. From the retreat up Manhattan to the dash over the Hudson, the army survives on nerve and luck. Morale craters, civilians bend with occupation, and commanders feud—then Washington rolls the dice on a winter crossing and crushes the Hessians at Trenton, earning time, recruits, and respect.

    Zooming out, we track dueling British strategies: Burgoyne’s grand descent from Canada to Albany versus Howe’s fixation on Philadelphia. Ticonderoga falls when British guns crown the heights Kosciuszko warned about, but the northern front rallies at Saratoga—Gates in command, Arnold aflame, and American earthworks turning ground into a weapon. While Philadelphia falls after Brandywine and Paoli, Saratoga’s surrender echoes overseas, giving Franklin the leverage he needs to pull France off the sidelines. The season ends with Washington steering his worn army toward Valley Forge and a new phase built on training, inoculation, and endurance.

    If you want a clear, human look at how the Revolution survived its hardest months—tactics, politics, and the uneasy line between luck and judgment—this one’s for you. Listen, share with a history-loving friend, and tell us: which moment swung the war—Trenton’s audacity or Saratoga’s alliance? And if you’re new here, follow the show, rate it, and leave a review to help others find the story.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 140: The American Revolution Within The Whimsical World of Ken Burns, Pt. 1
    Jan 8 2026

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    What happens when a twelve-hour history epic meets two hosts who love maps, motives, and messy truths? We dove into the first two parts of PBS’s American Revolution and came up with a sharper, more honest read: there’s real value in the battle maps, the troop movements, and the logistics that make Lexington, Concord, and Bunker Hill feel tangible. But there’s also a framing choice that changes everything—less about English liberties, more about equality—and that shift colors Washington’s introduction, Jefferson’s contradictions, and how the documentary asks us to weigh ideals against interests.

    We start with the early case for union: Franklin’s “Join, or Die,” the Iroquois Confederacy as political inspiration, and why the colonies were more rivals than teammates. Then we follow the money and the maps. The 1763 Proclamation Line strangled elite land speculation west of the Appalachians, pulling Virginia’s planter class and New England’s merchants toward the same fight for leverage. The film nails the military spine—Henry Knox’s impossible cannon haul from Ticonderoga, the brutal math at Bunker Hill, the strategic obsession with the Hudson–Lake Champlain corridor—while stumbling when every beat becomes a litmus test. Washington, introduced first as a slaveholder, is historically accurate yet context-poor; Benedict Arnold, by contrast, is drawn with nuance: daring, wounded, essential, then embittered.

    We also zoom out to the British view: the empire’s real prize was the Caribbean and the southern colonies, not a rebellious Boston. Add in the Hessians, smallpox, and Lord Dunmore’s Proclamation, and you get a war shaped as much by disease and manpower as by declarations. Our take: the Revolution reads truer as a fight to preserve inherited English rights than as an egalitarian crusade, and the documentary works best when it lets those competing truths coexist. If you’re curious where the storytelling soars, where it stumbles, and what got left out—Magna Carta to Mayflower, local governance to militia culture—this breakdown is for you.

    If you enjoyed the conversation, follow the show, share it with a friend who loves early America, and leave a quick review—what did the doc nail, and what did it miss?

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    1 hr and 19 mins
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