Episodes

  • Episode 159: It's Actually Just British
    Jan 28 2026

    In this episode, we passionately discuss TV shows and the state of fandom today before jumping into the latest Neopets news, including an illuminating blog post from TNT, the return of the Void Paint Brush, and two new avatars. Plus: baby fever for rats, British things, and a pair of delectable items.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Episode 158: Hamsters Smell AMAZING
    Jan 14 2026

    Happy New Year! Welcome to Year 28 (aka 2026). We recap our recent visit to Universal Studios and our Letterboxd Year in Review before jumping into a discussion of the latest pet days, the upcoming Neopets/Gong Cha collab, and some stellar new avatars. Plus: listener mail, a hot Yurble, and ranking Neopets by odor.

    Links to Reddit posts:

    Ozzy TCG Card

    Smelliest Neopets


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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Episode 157: Cash Kaus
    Dec 24 2025

    Happy holidays! In this episode, we discuss the recent Trading Post update, the latest AI-related controversy, and Neopets on Roblox?!? Plus: new avatars, featured items from Advent Calendars past and present, and a user petition about site issues.

    Links:

    Reddit thread re: Scenic Outdoor Ice Rink Background

    Paywalled: A Neopian Intervention

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 156: Allow Yourself the Horticulture
    Dec 10 2025

    In this episode, we catch up on movies and our Spotify Wrapped before getting into the Varwolf situation and this year's controversial Advent Calendar, including a dramatic reading of the allegedly AI-generated poem. We also discover who plays The Grinch in the new Walmart ads and share some perplexing items!

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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • Episode 155: Is That Cleavage?
    Nov 26 2025

    Happy 26th birthday, Neopets! We discuss the birthday celebrations, new merch, and the upcoming "companion app". Plus: new avatars, a mysterious bank warning, and an item that could have unforeseen consequences...

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 154: Friendly Freak
    Nov 5 2025

    Happy Month of Storing! We say goodbye to spooky season by recapping our latest horror movie watches and Halloween events (or lack thereof). Then we cover the latest news and events, including the Festival of Fears, a collab with Habbo, and the unexpected announcement of a Neopets console game!! Plus: avatar updates, curious new items, and the Phantom Gelert!

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Episode 153: Showgirls & Halloween Warfs
    Oct 15 2025

    Happy month of Collecting! There's not much Neopets news so we spent a lot of our time discussing Taylor Swift's new album, movies we've watched recently, and our experience at Chappell Roan's pop up show. Plus: funny & frightening featured items, Neopets food, and even more avatars!

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Episode 152: Bruceschetta
    Oct 1 2025

    In this episode, we cover the latest and greatest in Neopets news, including the Poogle Parade (Poogle Day), The Void Within, and the Faerie Festival. Plus: a plethora of new avatars, some curious items, and the top ten reasons you didn't do your part in the fight against the void.

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    1 hr and 32 mins