Net Prophetess' first ever Ritual Review episode, in which we dissect the 2025 Snow White remake.

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Sybille discusses Elon Musk's ever-growing harem, a trans vegan death cult, Myspace's most infamous scene queen Kiki Kannibal, and answers all of your love questions.

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♡ Happy Valentines Day ♡ Sybille discusses perverted dating sims of yore, aspirational online Mormon content, Stanley cup psychosis, and answers all of your love questions.

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Sybille discusses more Britney news, celebs who have committed wrongthink, chats with AI Kendall Jenner, and unearths for us the tale of Tumblr's very own bonestealing witch.

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Sybille discusses her recent voyage, dancing with knives, founding e-girl Boxxy, and of course, answers some of your burning questions.

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Sybille regales us with the current astrological landscape, her cocaine rat diatribe, ghosts of Neopets past and future, and of course, some loveline questions.

A quick and dirty first episode for all my lovers and friends. All your anonymous love questions answered by your favorite prophetess on the net.

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