Nine Lives No More cover art

Nine Lives No More

Nine Lives No More

Written by: Eggs Benedict
Listen for free

About this listen

Nine Lives No More is a comedy true-crime podcast that investigates the mysterious misdeeds of two seemingly innocent house cats. Hosted by "Eggs Benedict", each episode uncovers new “feline felonies” — from drowned toys to buried evidence, sabotaged wires, and escalating sisterly suspicion. With over-the-top narration, tongue-in-cheek “paw-lice reports,” and a house full of chaos, this whisker-twisting saga asks the ultimate question: Are these crimes accidents… or is something far more sinister hiding behind those fluffy faces?Eggs Benedict True Crime
Episodes
  • Episode 9 - The Curious Incident of the Cat at Tea Time
    Jan 26 2026

    Socks are disappearing. Not all socks. Just one side.Join Eggs Benedict, your host and guide in this episode where a crime surprisingly splash, spark, or explode into floury chaos. Instead, was explore a crime that took place, slowly, piece by piece.

    Sock by sock.

    Was this sabotage? A bid for extra treats? Or simply the long game of a cat who understands power?Listen to the penultimate episode in this chapter exploring the criminal world of Smokey and Pepper.

    Music credited to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠JoelFazhari⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and alanajordan⁠


    Show More Show Less
    8 mins
  • Episode 8 - No Country For Old Mice
    Jan 12 2026

    The chaos continues in this purr-plexing episode of Nine Lives No More.

    After Christmas, the cats leave behind a new crime scene — a flour-covered kitchen that raises more questions than answers.

    Was it Pepper’s fiery curiosity or Smokey’s silent mischief?

    As paw prints, shredded tea towels, and an open flour bag point to feline foul play, we dig into another unsolved mystery in the house.

    Join me, Eggs Benedict as we delve into the next installment of the crimes committed by these two crafty kitties.


    Music credited to ⁠⁠⁠⁠JoelFazhari⁠⁠⁠⁠ and Megalix

    Show More Show Less
    8 mins
  • Episode 7 - A Christmas Tail
    Dec 24 2025

    Christmas comes to Nine Lives No More, and as to be expected, chaos follows.

    When a beautifully decorated Douglas fir mysteriously topples, baubles shatter, and festive lights go dark, all signs point to Smokey and Pepper: two cats with suspiciously spotless records and zero remorse.

    Host and guide, Eggs Benedict investigates a holiday crime scene filled with fir needles, broken ornaments, and unwavering feline innocence.

    Was it an accident… or a perfectly executed Christmas caper?


    Music credited to PaoloArgento ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠JoelFazhari⁠⁠⁠.

    Show More Show Less
    8 mins
No reviews yet