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No Forking Nonsense

No Forking Nonsense

Written by: Paul Evans
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Hosted by Paul Evans, Registered Nutritionist (@paulthenutritionist) Tired of the endless food fads, influencer nonsense, and TikTok nutrition “hacks”? This podcast cuts through it all. No Forking Nonsense delivers straight-talking, science-backed nutrition advice that actually makes sense — in under 20 minutes. No fluff. No fads. Just real answers from a qualified expert who knows what works in the real world. Each episode tackles one myth, one headline, or one common mistake — and gives you clear, practical takeaways you can apply straight away. Whether you're trying to eat better, feel more human, or just stop falling for the same old food BS — this is the show for you. Follow now and stop forking about.© 2026 Paul Evans Hygiene & Healthy Living
Episodes
  • THE REGISTERED NUTRITIONIST’S EVIDENCE-BASED GUIDE TO SUPPLEMENTS
    Feb 18 2026

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    Everyone is taking something.

    Testosterone boosters.
    Fat burners.
    Pre-workouts that read like a chemistry exam.

    But what actually works?

    In this episode of No Forking Nonsense, I break down supplements through the lens of real human research, not marketing copy. We cover:

    • The supplements with strong evidence and correct dosages
    • The ones with limited or context-specific benefit
    • The ones that are almost entirely hype
    • The gap between what studies actually show and what the industry sells

    We talk creatine, caffeine, vitamin D, omega-3s, protein powders, beta-alanine, BCAAs, testosterone boosters, fat burners and nootropic blends - including the dosages used in research and why most products on the shelf don’t match them.

    This is not anti-supplement.

    It’s anti-nonsense.

    If you’re spending money on capsules and want to know whether they’re actually doing anything - this episode is for you.

    Evidence over hype. Always.

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    21 mins
  • NUTRITION FOR BRAINPOWER.
    Feb 11 2026

    thenutritionistuk.com/weekend

    Everyone wants better focus, sharper memory and more mental energy.

    Most people think they need a supplement stack, mushroom coffee or some Silicon Valley biohack.

    They don’t.

    In this episode of No Forking Nonsense, I break down what the research actually says about nutrition for brain power. We cover glucose stability, protein and neurotransmitters, omega 3 fats, iron, B vitamins, hydration and the Mediterranean dietary pattern.

    No hype. No influencer nonsense. Just the foods and eating structure that genuinely support cognitive performance.

    If you feel foggy, flat or reliant on caffeine to function, this one’s for you.

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    13 mins
  • WHAT A REGISTERED NUTRITIONIST BUYS IN A SUPERMARKET
    Feb 4 2026

    Supermarkets aren’t neutral.

    They’re engineered to make you overbuy, under-eat protein, snack mindlessly and walk out thinking you’ve “been good”… right up until 4pm hits and you’re hunting for sugar.

    In this episode, I break down UK supermarket hacks most people never think of – not the obvious “buy frozen veg” stuff, but the smart, slightly sneaky ways to make supermarkets work for you.

    We cover:

    • Where the best protein foods actually live (hint: it’s not the protein aisle)
    • How frozen foods reduce decision fatigue and stop last-minute takeaways
    • The simple way to eat chocolate and snacks without triggering a binge
    • How to use meal deals properly instead of them using you
    • Small swaps that improve energy, appetite control and consistency without dieting

    This is about designing your food environment so you don’t need willpower to get results.

    If weekends are where things usually unravel, I’ve also put together a free Weekend Survival Guide to help you stay on track without missing out.

    👉 Download it here:

    https://thenutritionistuk.com/weekend

    If this episode helped, share it with someone who “eats well” but still feels stuck.

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    22 mins
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