What’s wilder: my siblings swearing they didn’t steal my clothes while I’m watching them wear my shirt in 5th period… or me growing up believing Lionel Richie might be my real dad?

This episode, I’m talking about lies — the stupid little ones (pizza, shopping bags, goldfish getting blamed for crimes), the “family jokes” that were really cover-ups, and how psychology, philosophy, and even astrology say lying is built into us.

Sagittarius lies with a Marvel budget. Gemini lies remixed like a mixtape. Saturn retrograde in my 1st house dragging me to face every cover story I ever told. And of course, my nervous system out here snitching on me like a Nokia ringtone.

Funny, honest, a little messy — just like life. And trust me… this is only the beginning.

What if happiness isn’t the goal, but the side effect?

In this episode, I get real about what it means to create when life, love, and work all want something from you. I talk about my Mars in Capricorn in the 5th (aka strategic fun and perfectionism in the same house), the slippery trap of making stuff for validation instead of for yourself, and how relationships can either stifle or fuel your art.

I share why my last relationship left me carrying bags that weren’t mine, and how this one feels like oxygen — the difference between someone slowing you down and someone hyping you up at your natural pace.

And when it comes to creativity? Sometimes the magic isn’t in the masterpiece — it’s in the jazz playlist, the 5-Star notebook scribbles, or the first messy draft.

If you’ve ever felt guilty for choosing yourself, or stuck waiting for permission to create — this one’s for you.

What if the hardest moment in your life… wasn’t punishment, but a pivot?

In this episode of No One Listens to Me, I’m talking about North Node lessons — the soul contracts we don’t remember signing, but definitely can’t ignore.

We get into:

• What a North Node moment actually feels like (spoiler: not cute)

• The patterns that won’t stop spinning the block

• My personal chart (Cancer NN in the 10th) and how it keeps humbling me

• Why growth sounds more like silence than a TED Talk

• And why softening might be your next superpower

This ain’t a TED Talk. It’s a beat-building, mirror-staring, plot-twisting conversation with your soul.

Let’s grow. Or not. Up to you.