In this scorched-earth audio letter, Matt lets loose on Donald Trump with a barrage of profanity-laced truth bombs, insults, and righteous contempt. It’s a cathartic, venomous farewell to the most malignant sack of narcissism ever to waddle through the halls of American power — a eulogy in advance. Not for the faint of heart. Definitely for the fed-up.

Matt also explains why this is his last episode for now, so farwell for now! We'll always have Paris.

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Trump has turned Los Angeles into a test site for tyranny, deploying the National Guard and U.S. Marines against American civilians. Peaceful protestors are being met with military force, ICE is sweeping up immigrants for deportation quotas, and the Constitution is being bent past its breaking point. This is not hypothetical. This is the beginning.

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Your least favorite plutocrat and least favorite autocrat are fighting like angry kids on the playground, and we here at No Tacos For Tyrant at here for it! This episode is entirely devoted to Trump and Elon Musk's hilariously predictable falling-out, including hot takes from AOC and Steve Bannon, and Greg Gutfeld on Fox trying to explain how sometimes besties screw each their friend's girlfriend but it's all ok.

And enjoy a song I produced called, also, Big Beautiful Breakup!

Lyrics, which are mine, as opposed to the music and singing, which is entirely AI. Some of the lines are coming from Trump, some from Elon, some are sentiments from both.

You flew too close with your ketamine drip,

Now you’re shakin’ on X with a leaky dick

Epstein files? I only dropped a name,

Then you flinched like a rat when they mentioned his plane.

Big beautiful breakup, like watching Starship explode

From “genius” to junkie, you’re an internet toad

Your car sales tank, people point and laugh

You try to buy respect, but I’m the real golden calf!

You begged me for money when your base went dry,

Now you whine on Truth Social with a bullshit cry.

I bankrolled your grift, helped build the parade,

Now you’re mad about the bill, sure, it’s quite a charade.

Big, beautiful breakup—this ain’t just beef,

It’s a bromance divorce with receipts underneath

We were golden kings, but you’re just spray tans and scams

Hah, you launched a car, I launched a bigly nation, man!

You pissed on stage, called it “disruptive flow,”

Bro, that’s not genius—it’s just coke and blow.

You shat in your diaper, don’t lie we all know

You’re outta your depth, I’m runnin’ the next IPO.

Big, beautiful breakup—no way back,

It’s a PR implosion in a red hat stack.

From strangers to besties to internet ghosts,

We’re the shitbags the world loves to hate the most."

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