Episodes

  • 072 - Noble Rot: Where's The Beef?

    072 - Noble Rot: Where's The Beef?
    Jan 19 2026
    In today’s episode Chas and David attempt to answer the call of their childhood while fighting to ween themselves from industrial food manufacturing, doubling their protein intake, purging deli meats, trying to find an edible dairy cow, and make the shock discovery that Stephen King may actually suck at writing. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 071 - Noble Rot: A Moment Of Silence

    071 - Noble Rot: A Moment Of Silence
    Jan 13 2026
    In today’s episode Chas and David finally find appreciation for one of Hollywood’s notorious Lotharios, become convinced about the powers of telepathy, suffer a moment of profound dumbness, discover that Epstein drew the line at homosexuality, find acceptance from a rock guitar legend, and the world’s richest man reveals a perversion that should outrage all of humanity. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • 070 - Noble Rot: Play Stupid Games Win Amazing Prizes

    070 - Noble Rot: Play Stupid Games Win Amazing Prizes
    Jan 5 2026
    In today’s episode Chas and David glean lessons from “the greatest athlete on the planet” and strategize for how to win any barroom Olympics, they try to understand the rules of modern Imperialism, attempt to quantify the real cost of oil, and offer a blueprint for how to make a career out of your passion. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 069 - Noble Rot: The Nothing

    069 - Noble Rot: The Nothing
    Dec 29 2025
    In today’s episode Chas and David search into the abyss of the week between holidays to attempt to find where their early onset cynicism developed, seek to understand the popularity of fantasy fiction, fantasize about more meaningful brotherhoods, dream up lies to confuse their kids, and make a pact to never wear a toupee. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 068 - Noble Rot: Black Christmas

    068 - Noble Rot: Black Christmas
    Dec 22 2025
    In today’s episode Chas and David find gratification in Jake Paul’s broken jaw before revisiting the notable deaths of 2025, mourn a few, dance on a few graves, attempt to understand mummification, learn what Cesar Milan has in common with Jane Goodall, and identify fake Christmas trees as the culprit for all that’s gone wrong in society. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 067 - Noble Rot: The 12 Days Of Christmas

    067 - Noble Rot: The 12 Days Of Christmas
    Dec 15 2025
    In today’s episode Chas and David learn why Jingle Bells is racist, how to avoid their default body dysmorphia, reflect on the work of Rob Reiner, and analyze whether the 12 gifts of Christmas were thoughtful or just an elaborate apology. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 066 - Noble Rot: Quentin Taranti-NO!

    066 - Noble Rot: Quentin Taranti-NO!
    Dec 8 2025
    In today’s episode Chas and David struggle to come to terms with Quentin Tarantino, whom despite an impressive oeuvre, has shared remarkable flawless opinions and recommendations. The boys review his favorite 20 films to reevaluate everything they thought they knew about the man and realign their expectations of the man. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 065 - Noble Rot: You Look So Handsome Today

    065 - Noble Rot: You Look So Handsome Today
    Dec 3 2025
    In today’s show Chas and David attempt to learn how to accept a compliment, with advice from Oprah and Cosmo, they learn about fostering friendship, the desire to be heard, how to use humility to manipulate, and identify the appropriate response for superficial and sincere compliments alike. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins