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Nobody Asked Us

Nobody Asked Us

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Nobody asked us to make this podcast — but we’re doing it anyway. Hosted by two wildly honest, slightly unhinged women, Nobody Asked Us dives into the mess of modern adulthood with dark humor, sarcasm, and surprising sincerity. Expect unfiltered takes on relationships, parenting, mental health, weird childhood stories, cult-ish encounters, and the occasional spiritual meltdown. It’s like your most brutally honest group chat… if that group chat had microphones and no boundaries. Come for the chaos. Stay for the catharsisNobody Asked Us
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  • Nobody Asked Us About: Prosecco in Mugs, Breadsticks as Emotional Currency, and a Brittish Vogue Article that Broke the Internet--and Our Brains.
    Nov 11 2025

    Prosecco in mugs. Donuts for dinner. Existential dread before 6 p.m. Welcome to our pre-luteal TED Talk.


    This week the girls go from pre-luteal rage and spilled coffee betrayals to a British Vogue think piece asking if having a boyfriend is officially embarrassing. They dive into why feeling safe is sexy and pink eye is not. And cover why Twilight actually explains how women love, why Patrick Swayze ruined dating for everyone, and how breadsticks became a metaphor for emotional neglect.


    It’s chaotic, champagne-fueled therapy with equal parts existential feminism, nostalgia, and filthy punchlines.


    Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy.

    A BIG Thank you to our strategic partners.

    For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness

    For Strategy in financial education: sarah@legacywealthnetwork.org

    For Strategy in being a woman: @optimizeherpharmacist



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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Nobody Asked Us About: Being the We, the Me, and The Girl Who Orders Takeout Twice.
    Nov 4 2025

    This week, we spiral from Love Is Blind to what we give up for growth, why compromise isn't weakness, and how friendship teaches nervous system safety. We talk about the trades you make for peace, what you give up to go up, and how sometimes pigs in a blanket are your real non-negotiables.

    Then we detour into the anthropology of dating—why no one lets a man pick them up anymore, how clean-hair girls and DoorDash girls coexist, and the text from a hot new guy that derailed the last five minutes of the pod.

    It’s self-awareness, sarcasm, and soft pants season.


    Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy.

    A BIG Thank you to our strategic partners.

    For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness

    For Strategy in financial education: sarah@legacywealthnetwork.org

    For Strategy in being a woman: @optimizeherpharmacist



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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Nobody Asked Us About: Fixer Fatigue, Monogamy Bait, and Tiny Taints.
    Oct 28 2025

    This week we’re talking men, microbes, and moral dilemmas. From that time Jess accidentally seduced the French rugby team, to the ongoing hotel-barn-door crisis designed by men who’ve never held in a poop. We spiral into guilt-free rest, unsolicited advice, male audacity on dating apps, and the shocking science of tiny taints. Plus: why we apologize before being confident, and how 39 feels like a home renovation show you didn’t sign up for.

    Also: your uterus doesn’t age, your eggs are fine, and we are done pre-emptively shrinking our power. It's feminism, feral energy, and Costco appreciation hour.

    Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy.

    A BIG Thank you to our strategic partners.

    For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness

    For Strategy in financial education: sarah@legacywealthnetwork.org

    For Strategy in being a woman: @optimizeherpharmacist



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    1 hr and 3 mins
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