When Chantelle catches hand, foot and mouth from our daughter and spirals about calling in sick, we unpack work guilt, pre-Valentine’s pressure, and the unfortunate early gift that ended up being discovered… in the toilet. We finish with some ridiculous Valentine’s questions that absolutely derail the episode.

No video this week because Chantelle is battling a full-blown cold (pray for her). We chat through life with plasterers in the house, brainstorm our million-pound money-making ideas (selling Abey’s flat feet, obviously, and letting AI run our wardrobes and meal plans), and put Abey to the test with some truly unhinged British phrases. Expect confusion, laughter, and very little actual productivity.

A brutally honest (and slightly chaotic) episode where we compare who we thought we’d be as parents vs who we actually are now. From the pre-baby promises — “our child will never have screen time” and “we’ll always be organised” — to the reality of snacks for dinner and negotiating with a toddler like a hostage situation.

We also dive into our latest relationship icks, the tiny habits that somehow become huge annoyances, and share one of those heart-stopping parenting moments that every mum and dad dreads — the unexpected tumble that leaves you shaken but grateful they’re tougher than you think.

Funny, relatable, and reassuring for any parent who’s realised perfection went out the window somewhere between nappies and no sleep.