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Not Actually Film Critics

Not Actually Film Critics

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Welcome to Not Actually Film Critics where not actual film critics critique actual films. Each week, join us as we talk about random stuff, watch movies together and review them. For every episode, we take turns picking movies that fit within a theme, which often leads us to some real hidden gems, or fun oldies that give us a blast from the past! Sometimes we will even release a sync-track of us watching the movie together, so you can sync it up to your viewing of the movie and feel like you're one of us! Follow along with our journey, and you might just discover a favorite film you've never seen before!

Also, if you have a great movie pick for one of our themes, or just want to reach out to us, feel free to email us at nafilmcritics@gmail.com

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  • Zootopia 2 (2025): Immortality Chasing, Spoilers, and Existential Spirals
    Feb 3 2026

    It’s a bonus NAFC episode with just Izzy and Mox this week, and things get heavy fast. The two start by spiraling into the pursuit of immortality by the ultra-rich—what’s actually happening now, what’s pure sci-fi cope, and what the future might look like when billionaires refuse to die quietly.

    From there, it’s full spoiler territory as they do a deep dive into Zootopia 2, unpacking themes, surprises, and whether the sequel earns its existence. They follow that up with another spoiler-filled breakdown of The Pitt Season 2, digging into character arcs, narrative turns, and where the show might be heading next.

    It’s focused, unfiltered, and very much not safe if you’re behind.

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • The Legend of Hei 2 (2024): Isekais, Second Screens, and Emotional Damage
    Jan 27 2026

    This week on NAFC, the crew checks back into animation, anime, and the never-ending content machine. They talk The Legend of Hei 2 and why it continues to punch way above its weight, both visually and emotionally.

    The conversation branches into the state of modern isekai—what’s working, what’s exhausted, and why some shows still manage to stand out despite the genre being strip-mined to hell. Netflix’s push toward second-screen content also comes up, raising the question of whether anyone actually wants more distractions while watching something they’re already half-paying attention to.

    They also touch on the Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc and what it means for the series going forward, while Izzy checks in with thoughts on Murderbot and The Pitt.

    Then they settle in and properly dive into The Legend of Hei 2 (2024)—relationships, scale, animation flexes, and why it hits harder than most big studio releases.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Burning (2018): Slow Burns, Supermen, and Badlands Predators
    Jan 20 2026

    This week on NAFC, the crew circles around a bunch of current watches and games before settling into something far more unsettling.

    Izzy runs through what he’s been checking out lately, including The Pitt, the newest Superman movie, Predator: Badlands, and Spider-Man: Far From Home, bouncing between blockbuster fatigue and cautious optimism.

    Mox brings some game updates with Shape of Dreams and Ball x Pit, while Gibbs checks in on Welcome to Derry and whether it actually justifies returning to that cursed town yet again.

    Then the gang jumps into Burning (2018)—a quiet, simmering psychological mystery that refuses to give easy answers and dares the audience to sit with the discomfort.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
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