Episodes

  • Episode 1 - Heartthrob Boyfriends and Movie Rabbits
    Dec 4 2019

    Jessie and Ryan find their 2000s heartthrob boyfriends and movie rabbit soulmates.

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    34 mins
  • Episode 2 - Enchanted Objects and Female Identities
    Dec 11 2019

    Jessie and Ryan discover their enchanted object identities, then brave Cosmo quizzes to discover what kind of females they are.

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    42 mins
  • Episode 3 - Pumpkin Spice and Holiday Romances
    Dec 18 2019

    In a farewell to Fall, Jessie and Ryan find out which pumpkin spice object they are, then welcome the holiday season by finding out which cliche holiday romantic movie they belong in.

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    38 mins
  • Episode 4 - Christmas Fettuccine and Not My Novel
    Dec 25 2019

    Jessie and Ryan fill stockings to find out whether they've been naughty or nice, and pick the perfect presents for each other. Plus: Ryan invents seasonal novel plots out of thin air.

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    55 mins
  • Episode 5 - Auld Lang (Astrology) Signs
    Jan 1 2020

    Jessie and Ryan start the new year by consulting the stars. They have a guest expert explain their astrology signs, then turn to the only real expert ... Buzzfeed quizzes.

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    43 mins
  • Episode 6 - We Are Not Serial Killers
    Jan 8 2020

    Ryan and Jessie find out they have no serial killer potential (no surprises there). A Baby Yoda quiz has surprising results for Jessie.

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    35 mins
  • Episode 7 - Hair Popcorn and the Female Voice of America
    Jan 15 2020

    Jessie and Ryan figure out which Little Women sister matches their soul. Then it's over to a (truly objectionable) Cosmo Corner to find out whether they're bad girl hot or good girl hot.

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    36 mins
  • Episode 8 - My Type? Enneagrams Edition
    Jan 22 2020

    On this special My Type(?) episode, Ryan and Jessie tackle a SERIOUS personality quiz: Enneagrams. They take it very seriously.

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    43 mins