Josh and Joey tear themselves away from talking about diggers to discuss haute couture, or at least such couture as they wore when they were butt younguns. Three trips to the front door are made, and a new record is set for the longest cold open before the theme tune plays.

Josh and Joey consider the many and varifold changes that have taken place since the late 90s and early noughties. A great deal of southern hobbiting occurs, and Josh has a beer and a cold.

In a particularly giddy episode, Josh and Joey meet in the metropolis and share Londony anecdotes from yesteryear, interspersed with a great deal of nonsense and chuckling. Josh tells the tale of the time he was left face down in St Paul's Cathedral, and Joey fondly remembers a bottle of iced tea he found on a bridge.

Josh and Joey have an almost sensible chat about the advancement of technology, during which they border occasionally on informative. Sorry about that. Josh revisits the famed Motorola Razzer, and Joey does an impression of the goblin who ran the dial-up internet.

Contrary to all probability, Josh and Joey both have wives. And, after a mere two years of persuasion, both agreed to guest on the humble Noughty Kids podcast. Together, Josh, Jess, Joey, and Iona explore the late nineties and early noughties, whether or not to eat cheese rind, and just what exactly PR is.

We engage reverse gear and wend our way to the wonderful world of late '90s and early noughties cars. Josh is assaulted by a memory of carpeted doors, and Joey holds a conversation with the past.

It's time to sleigh our demons. Josh and Joey jingle through the Yuletides of their youth, stopping to reminisce about sponge finger-less trifle and wanton ungratefulness on Christmas morning.

As Season 2 kicks off, Josh and Joey scale a soft-play obstacle of chat and reminisce about the parties of yesteryear. Josh relives a poolside injury, and Joey reveals the mechanism by which ballpits open doors to other dimensions.