Episodes

  • Episode 19: Stinky Friday (Big Boy Ribs)

    Episode 19: Stinky Friday (Big Boy Ribs)
    Jul 24 2022
    In me (Episode 19 speaking, hi) your heroes mull the frustrations of contemporary discourse, and finally have THAT rib conversation. As always, muck-spread across my hair be the usual guffs, music and misc-appearances, including a not too pointless 'hello+' from the tall sexy-voiced one's Mutti. You look gorgeous in that birthday-suit; don't let anyone or doctors tell you otherwise.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 18: The Beef Men Returneth (Sid's Soapy Sing Song)

    Episode 18: The Beef Men Returneth (Sid's Soapy Sing Song)
    Jul 5 2022

    And just like that... We're spine. One year and a half (and name an additional "u") later, Nowt Matters returns to clog up your ear bits with bronze-rated chinwaggery re: soap stars' and varying degrees of burgeoning singing careers. That and, y'know, the usual gumpf.


    It's good to be vertabrate.

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    53 mins
  • Episode 17: "Off Men", You - feat. Tom Barnes (Hot Shots part deux)

    Episode 17: "Off Men", You - feat. Tom Barnes (Hot Shots part deux)
    Dec 8 2020
    Tom Barnes - Michelin star chef, Roux Scholar and chef d'extraodinaire dans L'Enclume et Rogan & Co - chats avec the tall sexy voiced one about his 'off' Off Menu choices in a show sponsored by East 17.

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    40 mins
  • Episode 16: "Great British Men", You - feat. Tom Barnes (part uno)

    Episode 16: "Great British Men", You - feat. Tom Barnes (part uno)
    Nov 6 2020
    Featuring Michelin star chef, Mr Tom Barnes, hottish on the tails of his Great British Menu appearance. Also featuring music from chillCollins. Where you hear an analogue string being played, that's them. Please enjoy responsibly.

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    31 mins
  • Episode 15: Happy birth firstday (live and plugged)

    Episode 15: Happy birth firstday (live and plugged)
    Jun 10 2020
    Find the video on YouChoob. By the power invested in Zoom, we got together for a slightly specialish Nowt Matters episode; we recorded our face and bodies, as well as vocalities, and put them all on the net for safe keeping. Look, we said go to YouTube. What's your problem? Is there something wrong with you? Oh. Sorry, then. Featuring the first of a new Spooky Wooky Tale, and some C-list would-you-rather-ing, or some shit. Sleep well.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 14: Monarch de la plage de la plague (turd tennis)

    Episode 14: Monarch de la plage de la plague (turd tennis)
    May 8 2020
    Join some Matthews as they discuss turd-tennis techniques, and pop an ear into the strife and times of the disputed 'King of the Beach'.

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    38 mins
  • Episode 13: Third pod of Christmas (Revenge of the Sith with a Vengeance)

    Episode 13: Third pod of Christmas (Revenge of the Sith with a Vengeance)
    Apr 5 2020
    What better time than isolation to join metaphorical-hands and relive Christmas with your birth-heroes, the Nowt Mattees. Partake in Macca's Christmas quiz, find out about the Christmas MWhatley fell out with his friends and how Joe made him fall down the stairs. Keep safe and lovely.

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    49 mins
  • Episode 12: Corona? (...I hardly know her)

    Episode 12: Corona? (...I hardly know her)
    Mar 21 2020
    It's the word on everyone's washed tips... and given the isolation situation, we're down to just one Nowt Mattee. But gosh darnit, we shan't be beatn't. Although, weirdly, we probably have more guests on this pod than usual. So, join your heroes for a Pods on Tour as well as the usual bullspasm. Keep yourself safe and as washed up as that lad from that thing.

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    1 hr and 5 mins