Episodes

  • Scream (1996)
    Apr 7 2022

    If you haven't seen the first film in this self-aware horror franchise, do yourself a favor and check it out (then come back and listen)! If you'd rather first hear the Scaries discuss Scream, join as Jacklyn hates on Principal Himbry, David attempts to quote every other line (with varying degrees of success), and they both envy Sidney's giant freaking house.

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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • The Shining: Part II
    Jan 25 2022

    A busy winter and omicron delayed the release of several episodes, but we're back to finish The Shining! Join us as David fanboys over Stephen King and Jacklyn unveils the true danger of the Overlook Hotel (it's a pyramid scheme).

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    2 hrs and 22 mins
  • The Shining: Part I
    Nov 28 2021

    Prepare yourself for some outdated updates because this was one of the first episodes we recorded! We try to examine the novel on its own, but Kubrick's adaptation is hard to forget. Will we be able to separate the two? As usual... kinda.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Lions, Tigers, and Myers, Oh My! (Halloween: The Old Myers Place)
    Nov 11 2021

    Jacklyn and Dave break down "Halloween: The Old Myers Place" by Kelly O'Rourke, the 1997 young adult novel featuring Michael Myers as he carves his way through a new group of Handdonfield teenagers.

    This episode wouldn't have been possible without the YouTube audiobook performed by The 80's Slasher Librarian. If you'd like more of The 80's Slasher Librarian, check out his YouTube channel, twitter, and patreon!

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    2 hrs and 21 mins
  • Halloween Kills? You bet it does.
    Oct 31 2021

    Jacklyn & Dave survived a trip a trip to a real movie theater to see the second film in the new Halloween trilogy. Dave took issue with some of the "characters'" speeches and Jacklyn hoped someone other than Michael would get stabby; did she get her wish? Also, what the hell are Michael's Horcruxes?

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    2 hrs and 23 mins
  • Halloween Kills Initial Thoughts
    Oct 15 2021

    Michael is back to his old tricks with a new skill level. Haddonfield is getting a beating. Jacklyn and Dave are having a blast watching it all go down. Being back in the theater definitely upped our experience. Be sure to check back and hear the full episode when we go into full detail. Will our initial ratings stay the same?

    How many jack-o-lanterns do you give Halloween Kills?

    Thanks for listening!

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    23 mins
  • The Other Other Halloween (2018)
    Oct 11 2021

    Halloween (2018) retcons Halloween 2 (1981) as the 'true' sequel to the slasher classic. Jacklyn and David have some feelings about this...

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    2 hrs and 54 mins
  • The Night the Scaries Came Home! - Halloween (1978)
    Oct 3 2021

    In the spirit of Halloween (get it?), we start with the film that popularized the slasher genre. We talk final girls, behind the scenes, and how both hosts saw the horror classic way before it was appropriate.

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    1 hr and 27 mins