• Episode 46 - How to survive a plane crash
    Mar 23 2022

    It's the final episode of Season 1.

    Alex is finally leaving Wolverhampton to head back to Bangkok.

    We have some plans for the next season of the podcast and will return after a couple of weeks.

    As for this week you can expect more of the usual rubbish:

    • Woman loses glass up herself
    • How to survive a plane crash
    • Farmer sets fake egg trap
    • What Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was really about
    • Why you need to stay up to date with the woke brigade


    See you in Bangkok!

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    49 mins
  • Episode 45 - I Was Born Alone And I'll Die Alone... No You Weren't
    Mar 18 2022
    • We go in on these Instagram / TikTok soundbite quotes, especially the Peaky Blinders one.
    • Discuss why humans aren't the worst animals on earth (hint Dolphins are).
    • Quick chat about why it's probably worth just breaking the law.
    • Little bit of poo news and slagging of Americans as usual.
    • Then finish off with people who slag off doctors.


    Great episode all in all. Next week will be the last episode of Season 1 so enjoy it whilst it lasts!

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    54 mins
  • Episode 44 - The Pigcasso Dog Scam
    Mar 14 2022

    Don’t try to hide your wig. They’ll always find out in the end.

    Snoop Dogg finally embraces his true calling and the Piano Knob is on the loose.  

    Learn a new scam (can’t fail) and even get some dating advice, plus learn how to approach people on the street.

    Evidently this week is jam packed with useful information so don’t say we aren’t both informative and funny.

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    50 mins
  • Episode 43 - Pringles are an indoor crisp
    Mar 9 2022
    • Roundup of Kepa's amazing penalty shootout
    • A 10x Far East Scam
    • The state of breakfast roll prices in Britain is ridiculous
    • Alex solves the energy crisis


    Could write more but just listen. 


    Alex


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    50 mins
  • Episode 42 - Bloody Loads Of News
    Mar 4 2022

    Todd's had covid so we have two weeks of news rolled into one podast this week.

    Class as usual.

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    55 mins
  • Ep 41 - Little Jakey S**t Face
    Feb 24 2022

    Advice for all of the moms out there:


    If your son gets dog poo on his face. DON'T take a photo and get the story on BBC news. Poor Jakey.


    Anyway in other news:

    • Security guard finishes lazy artist's $1,000,000 painting
    • British rugby players slag off the Superbowl
    • Sir Captain Tom Moore's granddaughters taking £250,000 for management costs
    • A lot of people seem to be defending Mason Greenwood, Kurt Zouma, and Ian Watkins. We read their comments.
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    52 mins
  • Ep 40 - The Metaverse Sex Machine
    Feb 15 2022

    A bit more from Rogan-gate followed by Zouma-gate.

    Todd gives some advice for anyone trying to get into politics.

    We discuss the real reason for the fallout between God and Satan.

    Todd does his best Bee Gees impression.

    Alex gives us some great ideas for businesses including a metaverse sex-machine.

    Then we finish off with some inspirational quotes and

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    49 mins
  • Episode 39 - Rogan-gate controversy
    Feb 2 2022

    Turns out Joe Rogan is beating us on ratings so Alex stops censoring the podcast in a bid to hope that some aging rockstar will threaten to take their music off Spotify if Orange Chips is allowed to stay on the platform.

    Controversial topics discussed:

    • Religion
    • Pedos
    • Abusive relationships
    • Race issues
    • Weight issues
    • The C word



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    50 mins