Look ma! No hormones!

These kinds of stories are my favorite. The ones that showcase the direct impact that being well-fucked, awakening your vagina and activating your sexual energy has on your life.

Milena had PCOS and was experiencing “peri-menopause” symptoms in her 30s.

She was, of course, bombarded with the allopathic narrative of “There is no cure for you. All you can do is learn to manage your symptoms with drugs. Forever.”

No thanks. I’ll pass on the snake oil.

She found my work, and dared to believe that she could heal herself.

Or more accurately, that her vagina could heal her.

And it did.

In this episode:

• Do shamans have HRT in the jungle?
• Hot flashes, irritability and sleep disturbances—gone!
• No more hormones or even herbs—nothing but good fucking
• PCOS remedied through using the jade egg
• Finding your inner sex monster underneath “I’m just one of those people with a low libido. I’m just not that sexual…”
• Evaporating a UTI instantly with VKF tools
• The life-changing power of vaginal orgasms: G-Spot, squirting and cervical
• How a control freak surrenders
• Squirting across the bed as #goals. Oh, and squirting is not pee! Just ask anyone who has ever squirted.
• Lubrication went from Sahara Desert to major waterfalls
• “We have more sex when we need more money. It always comes.”
• Time flies during a 3-hour sex date
• Breasts increasing more than a cup size
• Weight loss from trauma shedding—literally losing pounds of belly fat overnight
• Our kids tell us: “You look like two horny teenagers!”

My legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon opens for registration on January 14th.

In this 10-week online salon, I've compiled the best of my 30 years of sexual and vaginal experience (!) to take you over the edge into a lifetime of bliss.

We cover everything talked about in this episode, from yoni massage to how to use the jade yoni egg, to activating your feminine energy as the receiver in your life—all of which bring you into your creative genius.

You'll learn:

• How to have a toned, orgasmic and ecstatic vagina
• How to channel your sexual energy into creative power
• Step-by-step instructions for your vaginal weight lifting practice
• My guided routine for giving yourself, or having your partner give you, a healing and activating yoni massage.
• How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina.

Go to Vaginal Kung Fu to get on the waitlist and be notified of when we open the doors. In the meantime, you’ll receive my free masterclass: Manifest Men, Money and Miracles with Your Vagina.

We need love too!

It’s really hard being in this category.

Seriously, it is.

A lot of hard work. Like, every day.

Hours spent surfing, swimming, going to the gym, running, fucking, doing inner emotional processing, clearing blocks and having orgasms.

Being a visible minority like this is tough, but there are a lot of benefits.

I'l tell you all about it in the episode:

• Being fit and well-f**ked as the ultimate status symbols
• Where did all the “fat acceptance” people go?
• My primary love languages—that no one ever talks about
• Are toned arms a sign of privilege?? 🤡
• Flab on the body = flab on the mind
• The formula to being well-fucked
• Lube and the downfall of America
• Former alcoholics and drug addicts make the best fitness rock stars
• The spiritual cost of shortcuts and Band-Aids
• Join the legendary league of the well-fucked

The elite club of well-fucked people trains here:
https://kimanami.com/sexual-savant-salons/

Study bros, hormone hoes and biohacking bitches vs. my orgasms.

“OH LOOK A NEW STUDY CAME OUT AND NOW HRT IS REALLY ACTUALLY SAFE!”

“Look at my peptide stack!”

“I need all these machines and tests to tell me what’s happening in my own body”

“I give my blood away in an ancient ritual every month to a stranger to be DNA and data-farmed and I call it empowerment!”

Not even remotely interested.

I f**k and heal myself instead.

In this episode:

• Is “biohacking” just…taking drugs?
• Are all the “study bros” alpha males or just beta bitches?
• Hire a whore/commission a “study”
• Pledging allegiance to the gods of “science”
• Hey there’s a new study vindicating HRT. Are you excited?!?
• Internal reliance vs. external outsourcing
• Is taking drugs for your entire life a solution or a Band-Aid?
• The magical f**k rules over all