Episodes

  • Anne Hatha-new house and cults
    May 2 2026

    The girls discuss Lara finding and moving into a new house, the importance of being romantic with your long-term partner and cult stories.

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    34 mins
  • History musicals and witchy woo wah
    Apr 28 2026

    The park and barkers discuss 'Oh Mary' and other stage productions based on people in history, the need for a refresh/ change in Kelly's home and Lara getting a whole new home.

    Content/ trigger warnings: Depression, self-harm, suicide.

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    48 mins
  • Episode 6-Coachella and Alan off the port bow
    Apr 19 2026

    The girlies get into some viral Coachella moments, the reality of flat hunting in London and a story taking place on a Greek Island but instead of three possible fathers; Kelly and Alan had one nearly missed catamaran cruise.

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    42 mins
  • Episode 5 - Getting kicked out and Birthday Cakes
    Apr 12 2026

    Join the girls as they park and bark their way through their weeks including updates on flat hunting woes and some embarrassing childhood photos.

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    34 mins
  • Episode 4 - Hannah Montana and teen pregnancy scaries
    Apr 12 2026

    The park and barkers get into old Disney channel series of age past, their fear of pregnancy and the slander of popular wedding trends.

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    49 mins
  • Episode 3 - Manosphere, Movies and Medical dramas
    Apr 9 2026

    Join the girls as they park and bark their way through their weeks, including enemy territory depicted on the manosphere, medical dramas (thankfully not their own) and their favourite movies.

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    48 mins
  • Episode 2 - Kittens and Naked Waiters
    Mar 22 2026

    Join the girls as they chat about Kelly's birthday, Lara's new kitten and their celeb crushes!

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    47 mins
  • Episode 1 - Wedding Dress disasters and La's brother is famous?!
    Mar 15 2026

    Join the girls as they park and bark their way through their weeks, including updates on Kel's first time trying on wedding dresses and La's brother starring in a new movie with Glenn Powell?!

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    34 mins