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Perfect Crimes

Perfect Crimes

Written by: Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet
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Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.©2025 Hillbilly Cartel True Crime
Episodes
  • Pat Lacey Is Burning Down The House (of Oreos)

    Pat Lacey Is Burning Down The House (of Oreos)
    May 26 2026

    Pat Lacey has the fire of revolution inside of him, and he knows how he's going to show it. By burning down the worst place in the world: The Nabisco Factory. Should have called them cookies instead of biscuits, Nabisco.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Vi and Iggy Run One of the Nicest Cults You'll Never Regret Joining

    Vi and Iggy Run One of the Nicest Cults You'll Never Regret Joining
    May 19 2026

    Tell me if you've heard this one--so a Vietnamese girl and Serb walk into a bar, then immediately recruit you to do their bidding. That's the world we'll be living in once Vi and Iggy get their act together. Along the way though, we talk about MassLaughsMedia, their budding comedy empire, and war amongst the chimps. Top tier episode, if you ask me.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Abby Evans, Future Queen of the Boston Speakeasy Scene

    Abby Evans, Future Queen of the Boston Speakeasy Scene
    May 5 2026

    Boston's a pretty great city, aside from one huge problem--No Happy Hours. Also, bars close at 2AM. ALSO, where are all the opium dens? Don't worry, concerned listener, Abby Evans has a solution for you. That's right, we're bringing back the speakeasy back. It's going to be the Roaring '20s all over again.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
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