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Perfect Crimes

Perfect Crimes

Written by: Joe Jensen and Nate Hanet
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 Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.©2025 Hillbilly Cartel True Crime
Episodes
  • Logan O'Brien Wants to Wipe His Ass with the Declaration of Independence

    Logan O'Brien Wants to Wipe His Ass with the Declaration of Independence
    Jan 13 2026

    Look, we know. Trump beat him to it. That doesn't mean we don't have a great episode this week. And besides, when the president does it, it's not a crime. Big shout out to Nixon for that one.

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Matt Hayden Does a Gay Gone Girl

    Matt Hayden Does a Gay Gone Girl
    Jan 6 2026

    What do you do with a bunch of gay men that haven't called you back? Straight to jail. What if they were kind of rude to you on that one date? Believe it or not, jail. We help Matt Hayden Gone Girl every man that's ever even sorta kinda wronged him right to--you guessed it--jail.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Adam Melvin Runs the Shark Fights

    Adam Melvin Runs the Shark Fights
    Dec 23 2025

    I'm going to level with everyone--we were all going to a Christmas party after this and I had too many martinis to tell you exactly what happens during this episode. I know we said funny stuff during this episode, probably, but god help me if I can remember any of it. Adam Melvin definitely has a crime that involves pitting aquatic creatures together for sport, I think, and I'm as excited as all of you to find out what that means exactly. Jesus do I have a drinking problem? Zach Morin guest hosts for the first 15 minutes and I didn't know that until I went back to edit this episode. Eh, it's fine. It's the holidays.

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    54 mins
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