Holy crap it's cold out. Here we are with more nonsense to warm your souls. This week we look into:

-Hybrid WASP-Jews

-Engagement parties and highbrow Shakespearean insults

-End of life wishes

-Being in the wrong place at the wrong time

-Crappy New York neighbors

Enjoy!

Happy New Year! Another year of this nonsense. This week the Treehouse gang covers:

-WASP Rights

-A sitcom idea

-the end of the penny

-acting in New York

-Shrimp-flavored donuts

and other stuff

Well it's officially winter folks. And Bob is on leave with seasonal affective issues. Luckily our generous employee package covers that. Not to worry, though, Tory is stepping into his big shoes. This week we cover similar nonsense such as:

-don't bother Phil on the subway

-...but in the wine store it's okay

-John Cheever and white people problems

-How to create a Cheever-themed dinner party

-Jeff Epstein talk

-What Larry Summers and Eliyhu Weinstein (?!?) have in common

-Haiku of the week

Back again folks. This week we go over more random nonsense such as:

-Some guy who actually followed through and wrote the kind of book Phil would have liked to write if not for devastating indolence

-For profit schools in New York

-Methods of overcoming said indolence

-Dating news

-The perils of show business

Back again. They said we'd never do it, but like a bad rash we never go away. This week the weather is turning, and the team yaps about:

-Bob's life on the dating apps.

-Why squirrels are (marginally) better than rats.

-Gay Talese still pumping out books.

-Celebrity and d-list sightings.

Summer's over. Happy new year to the Jews. Today the crew yaks about stuff like:

-Bob opens up to a chronic beach shade stealer

-US Open fans

-Some Chinese guy's food channel

-White people love to shame dune destroyers

-Another dumb restaurant idea

Well, it's summer and the crew yaps about:

-Bob's relationship ending. Sad times and moving forward.

-Women vs. men, the WNBA, Wonder Woman, and The Old Man and the Sea.

-Phil's injuured knee

-Cape Cod Trump sign wars

Back again after a long hiatus. If you're still listening, good luck. But seriously, it's a rainy day in New York City, summer is in the air, and the Treehouse team rehashes more nonsense. Such as:

-Bob's subway birthday friend.

-John Updike's kids.

-Why you don't see warmongering Buddhists.

-Those darn Israelis at it again.

-Staten Island, home of the next Great American Novel