Episodes

  • We love the purveyors, don't we folks?
    Jan 29 2026

    On today's pod: David's back from Arizona, 1587 v. Shatto, Boru closed, Barrio closed, we talked about Irish bars for a while and somehow forgot to mention Kelly's (we regret the error), Costco Business Center, our fine sponsors at Farm to Market Bread Co., Liz went to Lawrence, Liz went to the Peachtree Cafeteria, literal AI slop, David recommends Sandbox Sessions, Liz is following priests who DJ, and David is mad about Minnesota.


    Show More Show Less
    39 mins
  • A final 2025 pod
    Dec 30 2025

    Just under the year-end wire, we discuss: The Chiefs are moving to Kansas, Liz wrote a viral review of 1587, Dave Portnoy came to Kansas City to do pizza reviews, Second Best closed and we shan't discuss it again, Happy Gillis closed but probably that's good, Afterword closed and people have feelings, David went to Crossroads Cantina, we got Horned Up again, and we thank our fine sponsors at Farm to Market Bread Co.

    Show More Show Less
    46 mins
  • Took the streetcar line to the Whole Foods bar
    Nov 20 2025

    Today on the pod: Is David autistic, KC chefs doing vertical video, Corvino closed, Liz went to the World Series of Barbecue and met Sweet Baby Ray, Liz went to a chicken place in southeast Kansas, y'all know we got Horned Up in this, we love our sponsors at Farm to Market Bread Co., a very sad cancel culture attempt on the Rieger, and we took the streetcar line to the Whole Foods bar (Steve Perry voice).

    Show More Show Less
    35 mins
  • $29 cheese plate, a millennial dart bar, Fugly's, more 1587 Prime discourse
    Nov 4 2025

    Today on the pod: post-Halloween recap, David witnessed a Screenland debacle, another Jackson County election, a tiny Horned Up, David went to a place called Fugly's, more 1587 Prime discourse, David went to the Arrow Dart Club, Liz gave Green Dirt in the Crossroads another go, she also revisited Fox & Pearl, KC barbecue in the New York Times, and we thank our wonderful sponsor Farm to Market Bread Co.

    Show More Show Less
    47 mins
  • Turkeyleggman in the NYT, Cougar Club Cringe, Frank White Blues
    Oct 1 2025

    Today on the pod: We discuss the Frank White vote before knowing the outcome, Liz took a ride on The Wheel, David did a story about drugs, behind the scenes of Turkeyleggman in the NYT, Cougar Club and millennial cringe, Cart Narcs, and an Instagram update that is surely going to get David canceled.

    Show More Show Less
    45 mins
  • Ketchup flights and mukbang dreams
    Sep 10 2025

    We're back after a completely unjustifiable six-week break with a nasty hourlong episode about the Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes restaurant, Corvino and W. VinZant, Horned Up returns, Tallow Corner, Of Course, Osteria Bianchi, Anjin, a very expensive GoFundMe, various influencers, and we close with Algorithm Corner. We thank our sponsor Farm to Market Bread Co.

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr
  • Swiggin' in Shawnee, Sea Capitan, Nour's, KC restaurant memes
    Aug 5 2025

    Today on the pod: We have been once again snubbed for Best Local Podcast, a new local restaurant meme account, David went to Sea Capitan, Liz went to Nour's and Jess & Jim's and Farina, David has updated his views on Cru, a Waldo potato chip mystery, Liz went to DeSoto, there are bathroom attendants at the Uptown, we went to a Mormon soda shop, we are once again Horned Up, and we thank Farm to Market Bread Co. for their support.

    Show More Show Less
    53 mins
  • Realtors are reporters now, bad KC water, Slap's, Cru, Heidi, more
    Jul 3 2025

    Kansas City water is bad now, Liz issues a Steak-related correction, Liz educates David on why he shouldn't like Slap's, David went to Cru in Brookside, why are realtors news people now?, Axios has arrived in KC, Heidi Gardner is about town, Jackson County assessments update, David's Algorithm Corner, and as always we thank the lovely folks at Farm to Market Bread Co. for sponsoring our show.

    Show More Show Less
    42 mins