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Plot Twist: Still Alive

Plot Twist: Still Alive

Written by: Krystal
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Ever had a moment you weren’t sure you’d survive—or one so awkward you wished the earth would swallow you whole? I’m Krystal, cancer survivor, chaos navigator, and laugh-finder in life’s messiest moments. On Plot Twist: Still Alive, I share raw, hilarious, and heartfelt stories with incredible guests as we navigate cancer, grief, abuse, cringeworthy choices, and more—finding purpose and humor along the way. Because what doesn’t kill you makes you f***ing hilarious.

2026 Krystal
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  • Trapped
    Jun 11 2026

    It’s National Cancer Survivors Month, and our BREASTIE Stacy is back...but this time, we’re talking about a different kind of survival story.

    Growing up in the 90s in small-town Texas with a strict religious family, Stacy spent years trapped in the closet. From a young age, she was terrified that being honest about who she was could cost her everything. With no openly gay people around her, the fear of being outed kept her hiding in plain sight.

    In honor of PRIDE MONTH, Stacy shares her coming out story, what it felt like carrying that fear for years, and how finally being true to herself changed her life.

    And in true Plot Twist fashion...we also have confessions, poorly timed jokes, chaos, and a shit ton of humor.

    Because closets are FOR SKELETONS...not people.

    ⚠️ WARNING: 18+ ONLY: This episode contains adult language, dark humor, and conversations surrounding sex and sexuality.

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    48 mins
  • Master Of Plot Twists: Perky
    Jun 4 2026

    We have officially SURVIVED 30 episodes….in honor of this we are doing a very special MASTER OF PLOT TWISTS episode. So if you can’t handle anatomy or the word Nipples being used over 738 times….grow up or avoid this like a big city during the zombie apocalypse.

    Krystal with a K invites the PERKY GIRLS Crystal and Courtney with a C to tell us how they made a dream that most people have a reality…starting their own thriving business. And not just ANY BUSINESS, a business that helps breast cancer survivors standing in the wake of this disease after breast amputation, nightmare treatments, an obscene number of surgeries and being robbed of what society deems “Makes them a woman”….their breasts.

    But these two women stand in the face of cancer alongside these warriors and give them a safe, welcoming space that allows them to give them something they not thought they’d have back….their nipples.

    And as usual….this episode comes with its own PLOT TWISTS!!! So buckle up for the rollercoaster that is CANCER and see what happens when two bad ass women decide to give cancer the middle finger one nipple tattoo at a time.

    Warning: 18 and up: THIS VIDEO DOES NOT HAVE ANY REAL NIPPLES OR NUDITY. IT DOES CONTAIN IMAGES OF RESTORATIVE TATTOOS THAT ARE PART OF A BREAST CANCER RECONSTRUCTION TREATMENT.

    This episode is dedicated to Pink Warrior Advocates founder Jen Reynolds. Happy Birthday. We miss you and honor you every day!

    Please consider donating to The Perky Restoration Program by visiting Pinkwarrioradvocates.org website or if interested in Perky services or resources visit helloperky.com

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • The "FUCK IT LIST" Zone: HAVASU FALLS
    May 28 2026

    Imagine a night when you can’t sleep and are doomscrolling TikTok at 3AM…we find Krystal with a K in this very predicament.

    After their Big Bend trip collapsed into a construction-zone disappointment, the algorithm delivered something far more dangerous: Havasu Falls.

    And in true “FUCK IT LIST” Zone fashion, the exact night Krystal discovered it just happened to be the exact moment permits went on sale — so naturally, three $450 permits were purchased in a sleep-deprived spiral of confidence and poor decision-making.

    For 4 days, 3 nights, and nearly 40 miles, Krystal with a K, Drew aka “Baby Boy Uh,” and their 8-year-old son drag themselves through the Arizona canyonlands chasing waterfalls… even though TLC SPECIFICALLY told them not to.

    Along the way: Drew confidently declares “I know EXACTLY where we are” moments before leading the family onto their most treacherous hike yet, an IBS-style shit attack strikes at the absolute worst possible moment, and socks with sandals somehow become elite hiking technology.

    The biggest challenge? Mooney Falls. A 220-foot descent through caves, chains, ladders, wet rocks, and terrifying drop-offs that feels less like a hiking trail and more like OSHA and acrophobia’s worst nightmare trapped inside a horror movie.

    This episode is about what happens when people stop waiting for “someday” and just say:

    “Fuck it.”

    Because life isn’t about being afraid to die.

    It’s about being afraid to LIVE.

    PLOT TWIST, BITCHES…

    THEY SURVIVED….find out how

    Listen/watch THIS THURSDAY on Apple, Spotify, Amazon Music or YouTube (links in the bio).

    ⚠️ WARNING: This episode contains adult language, dark humor, hiking misery, graphic bathroom emergencies, emotional instability, and several terrible decisions made with alarming confidence. Listener discretion is advised.

    Check out our merch and blog on our website at www.plottwiststillalive.com

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    1 hr and 13 mins
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