• Our Brand-New TV
    Dec 15 2025

    A lot of my poems are inspired by things that happen in my own life. I wrote this one while my wife was watching a football game with her sister and brother-in-law, and I was in the other room working on a poem. As they cheered at the TV, it made me think about how different people in the same family often want to watch completely different things.

    That reminded me that many families wait until Christmas to make big purchases—like a brand-new TV—and that sometimes, instead of bringing everyone together, it can create a whole new set of arguments. Football? Parades? Christmas cartoons? A holiday movie? Everyone has a favorite.

    I started wondering what might happen if nobody could agree on what to watch on their shiny new television. That little idea was enough to spark this poem.

    Our Brand-New TV

    For Christmas, our gift was a brand-new TV.
    We couldn’t agree, though, on what we should see.

    My sister said, “We should all watch the parade.”
    Our dad said, “The football game’s on, I’m afraid.”

    My brother said, “Let’s watch a Christmas cartoon!”
    Our mom said, “A good movie’s starting at noon.”

    We squabbled and fought over what we should see
    for hours and hours but couldn’t agree.

    And meanwhile, our dog, who did not get a vote,
    just sat down and chewed up the TV remote.

    The TV’s now stuck from the way that he chewed.
    It only shows squirrels and close-ups of food.

    And, strangely, we all liked his channel much better.
    It turns out our dog is a great TV setter.

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    2 mins
  • Snow’s Nose
    Dec 8 2025

    I’ve always loved building snowmen. When my kids were younger, we used to spend whole winter afternoons rolling giant snowballs around the yard, hunting for the perfect sticks for arms, and deciding how he should be dresses and decorated. Which hat would work best? Should he have a scarf or a tie? Does he really need a carrot nose or would a button work just as well?

    This year, I started thinking about how much personality a snowman seems to have by the time you’re done with it. You give it a hat, a scarf, and a pipe, and suddenly it feels like a character—someone who might have opinions about your artistic decisions. I wondered what would happen if a snowman actually could share those opinions.

    That little idea was enough to spark this poem. The moment I imagined a half-finished snowman watching me choose its accessories, I knew I wanted to write about it. What would a snowman say? What would it care about? What would it absolutely not want? I hope you enjoy the result.

    Snow’s Nose

    I made a new snowman
    out in our front yard.
    It didn’t take long and
    it wasn’t too hard.

    I stacked up some snowballs.
    I gave them a pat,
    then threw on a scarf,
    and a pipe, and a hat.

    I sculpted some feet
    from a little more snow,
    and stuck in some sticks
    where his arms ought to go.

    I added some coal
    for his buttons and eyes,
    and that’s when he spoke,
    to my utter surprise.

    He said to me, “Thanks for
    the hat, scarf, and pipe.
    The sticks that you picked
    are exactly my type.

    “Now bring me some carrots.
    You picked all my clothes,
    but really, I don’t want you
    picking my nose.”

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    2 mins
  • Soot Suit
    Dec 1 2025

    I love writing poems about the holiday season, so I wanted to start December off with a new funny poem about Santa Claus. To get myself in the right festive mood, I reread Clement Clarke Moore’s classic poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” better known as “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.” As I was reading, a couple of lines jumped out at me:

    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
    And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

    I couldn’t help noticing something amusing about the word “soot.” It looks like it ought to rhyme with “suit,” but it doesn’t. “Soot” actually rhymes with “put” and “foot,” not with “suit” or “boot.” Still, that contrast made me laugh, and I thought there had to be a poem hiding inside that idea somewhere.

    So I first decided to call it “Soot Suit,” and then sat down to see what I could come up with. And this is the result, my newest holiday poem.

    Soot Suit

    When Santa came to visit us
    on Christmas Eve this year,
    his eyes were bright and merry
    and his face was full of cheer.

    He carried toys and presents
    in a sack upon his back.
    But Santa wasn’t dressed in red.
    Instead, his suit was black.

    Without his bright red coat and hat
    he looked a little weird.
    He also had some smudges
    on his cheeks and on his beard.

    We asked if he was trying out
    a new and different style.
    He looked down at his blackened suit
    then answered with a smile.

    He said, “My suit’s not really black,
    as maybe you could tell.
    It only looks that way because
    your chimney soots me well.”

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    2 mins
  • Thanksgiving
    Nov 24 2025

    One question students often ask me is what my favorite “kind” of poem is. That is, they want to know if I like haiku or limericks or diamantes or some other type of poem best. The word poets use to describe these different kinds of poems is “form.” A form is kind of poem defined by a set of rules, which might include a certain rhyme scheme, number of lines, syllable count and so on.

    The truth of the matter is that I don’t normally write in poetic forms, but if I had to pick a favorite, it would either be a funny form like limericks or clerihews, or it would be the acrostic, where the first letters of each line spell out a word or phrase.

    With Thanksgiving Day (in the United States) coming soon, this week I was putting together a program on how to write “thankful” poems. One example I gave was a simple acrostic on the word “thanks.” I enjoyed that simple example enough that I decided to create a longer acrostic using the word “Thanksgiving,” listing things that you or I might be thankful for on Thanksgiving Day.

    I hope you enjoy it!

    Thanksgiving

    These are things I’m thankful for:
    Hugs from people I adore.
    Apple cider. Pumpkin pie.
    Next-door neighbors dropping by.
    Kicking balls around the yard.
    Singing, laughing, playing cards.
    Glasses clinking for a toast.
    Ice cream sundaes. Yummy roast.
    Visitors from out of town.
    Inside, children running ’round.
    Napping after food and play.
    Giving thanks, Thanksgiving Day.

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    2 mins
  • My Time Machine Is Broken
    Nov 17 2025

    Before we begin, there’s something I haven’t talked about very much. Most people assume I was born in the twentieth century and grew up like everyone else—going to school, learning poetry, all of that. But the truth is a bit more complicated.

    I’m actually from the year 3017.

    That’s right—thirty-seventeen. A full millennium in the future. Back home, time travel is fairly common. It’s not something people make a big fuss about, either. It’s more like catching bus. You can take a weekend trip to ancient Egypt, visit your great-great-great-great-grandparents, or hop forward to see how your favorite TV show eventually ends. Most time travelers don’t stay very long in the past, but I’ve always been curious. I wanted to see what life was like a thousand years ago, so I climbed into my trusty time machine and set the dial for the early 2000s.

    Unfortunately—well, I won’t spoil the poem—but let’s just say things didn’t go exactly as planned.

    What you’re about to hear is a completely accurate, totally factual account of what happened next. Some people think I wrote it as fiction, but I assure you: every word is true. And yes, time machines in the future are usually more reliable than this.

    My Time Machine Is Broken

    I came here from the future
    in my trusty time machine.
    I flew almost a thousand years
    from thirty-seventeen.

    I thought it would be fun to see
    the far-off distant past.
    It never had occurred to me
    this trip might be my last.

    But now I’m getting worried.
    It’s a serious concern.
    My time machine has broken down
    so now I can’t return.

    I traveled too far back in time,
    which now I quite regret,
    since time machine repair shops
    haven’t been invented yet.

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    3 mins
  • Dark Park
    Nov 10 2025

    It’s the middle of autumn, and the weather is definitely changing. The leaves have mostly fallen from the trees, and it’s been cold and raining for the past few days where I live. I thought I’d write something about this change of seasons—but in a slightly unexpected way.

    This poem starts out as a simple bike ride through the park, but things take a strange turn once the weather begins to shift. Here is…

    Dark Park

    I went for a ride
    on my bike in the park.
    Some clouds started forming.
    It quickly got dark.

    The rain pounded down
    as the wind began blowing.
    The weather turned colder,
    and soon it was snowing.

    I shivered and shook
    as a blizzard was forming,
    and thunder and lightning
    were suddenly storming.

    I tried to escape,
    but my bike wouldn’t go.
    The wheels were both frozen
    and stuck in the snow.

    I jumped off my bike
    and ran out of the park.
    The sky was all sunny,
    not cloudy and dark.

    It’s really a puzzle
    why out here it’s nice,
    but inside the park
    it’s all snowbanks and ice.

    I’ve taken a breath,
    and I’m counting to ten,
    preparing myself
    to go back in again.

    I might sound insane,
    like a crazed maniac.
    I don’t really care, though—
    I want my bike back.

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    2 mins
  • The Leaves Are Falling Off the Trees
    Oct 20 2025

    It’s October, and the weather has finally started turning cold. The leaves are changing colors and beginning to fall, swirling and spinning in the breeze. I’ve already written a couple of Halloween poems this month, so I thought I’d do something a little different, something that simply celebrates the season itself.

    The idea for the ending of this poem came to me almost instantly, and I knew I had to write the whole thing just to build up to that moment. I hope you enjoy it.

    The Leaves Are Falling Of the Trees

    The leaves are falling off the trees.
    It’s fun to watch them whirl.
    It only takes the slightest breeze
    to make them swoop and swirl.

    They twist and spin, they dip and dance.
    Their flights are acrobatic.
    They do this yearly, not by chance;
    instead, it’s autumn-matic.

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    1 min
  • Sticky Sweet Trick-or-Treat
    Oct 13 2025

    I came up with the last word of this poem earlier this year. It’s what’s called a portmanteau word, which means a made-up word created by blending two real words together, like combining breakfast and lunch to make the word “brunch.”

    Now, at the time, it was the beginning of June, and writing a Halloween poem in the middle of spring didn’t make much sense. So I just jotted the word down in my notes and waited. Now that October is here, I thought it was the perfect time to see if I could turn that one silly word into a whole poem, and this is what I came up with.

    Sticky Sweet Trick-or-Treat

    I went trick-or-treating.
    I only got stuff
    with marshmallows in it
    or marshmallow fluff.

    My basket was filled up
    with Rice Krispies Treats,
    s’mores, Peeps, and Moon Pies,
    and other such sweets,
    like cocoa with marshmallows
    floating on top,
    a rocky road bar,
    and a marshmallow pop.

    I’m not sure what happened.
    I guess this must mean
    I went trick-or-treating
    on Marshmalloween.

    — Kenn Nesbitt

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    2 mins