Welcome to the poop deck for the very first Tales Against Humanity! These are short, periodically dropped episodes where the crew cracks open Cards Against Humanity: Tales and immediately makes regrettable choices. Expect tall tales, terrible humor, and the kind of answers that should’ve stayed below deck. Listener discretion is advised… but probably ignored.

Avast, ye scurvy listeners! Episode 13 sets sail with a full crew aboard the Poop Deck and chaos in the wind. Angel ties the knot, John shatters his wrist (and probably his dignity), and the lads dive headfirst into the world of hair alchemy: pomades, pastes, and powders, oh my. From the bizarre history of barbers to Russia’s infamous beard tax, no follicle is safe. Grab your grog, sharpen your scissors, and prepare for a voyage of laughs, lore, and just the right mix of “some of this” with “some of that.”

Coming back at you from the poop deck! ⚓ This week, we shine the spotlight on one of the realest crewmates out there. Nick Rea, a teacher working with kids who’ve been labeled, left behind, or lost in the system. We talk about what it really means to reach someone, why trust matters more than punishment, and how barbering and teaching both show up as mentorship. Plus, some “Would You Rather” questions that hit deeper than you'd expect. Tune in, it’s a good one.