Episodes

  • Josh Culture Role Call - The Magicians S03E09 - All That Josh
    Feb 19 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 9! This week it's time to save Josh from party purgatory. But this isn't your standard exfiltratation operation. We have to dance, sing, and party our boy to safety. Thanks for listening!

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    55 mins
  • Such a Cassandra - The Magicians S03E08 - Six Short Stories About Magic
    Feb 12 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 8! This week, Penny finds himself in the underworld along with his BEST friend and a prophetic Alice lookalike. He came for a few answers and he he left with an exposition dump the size of a small moon. Pour one out for Mike as he puts this episode on his back and carries us all to credits. Thanks for listening!

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • ¡Ay Poppy! - The Magicians S03E07 - Poached Eggs
    Feb 5 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 7! This week, it's another heist attempt for everyone's favorite criminal masterminds (plus Felicia Day). Maybe Quentin and Penny will have more luck extricating a willing hospital patient. Meanwhile, Elliot and Margo finally play their trump card and force the fairy queen to come the the bargaining table. But if making a deal with the fae is dangerous, what's blackmail going to get us into? Thanks for listening!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Prince Ess of… - The Magicians S03E06 - Do You Like Teeth?
    Jan 29 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 6! This week, Elliot agrees to chaperone Margo and her pubescent groom on a little romantic getaway. However, this is all a ploy to go do some reconnaissance in the far north, where the invasive fairy horde has set up some kind of mushroom breeding ground. Meanwhile, Quentin is back on the sentient boat with a familiar face hunting for the next key. Finding the key is surprisingly easy. Dealing with subsequent magically induced depression is unsurprisingly hard. Thanks for listening!

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Business Tutting - The Magicians S03E05 - A Life in the Day
    Jan 22 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 5! Margo, Eliot, and Quentin get to dive into our favorite television trope, alternate timelines! Penny on the other hand, is not having fun on the surviving timeline. Thanks for listening!

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Classic Hyman Problem - The Magicians S03E04 - Be the Penny
    Jan 15 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 4! After Penny's untimely demise at the end of last weeks episode leaves his spirit detached from his corpse, he find himself in a race against the clock. Can his incorporeal form manage to communicate his new situation to his grieving friends before they mistakenly burn his body and leave him in limbo for all eternity? Thanks for listening!

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Tubular Meats - The Magicians S03E03 - The Losses of Magic
    Jan 8 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 3! This week, Elliot needs an assist after a band of pirates takes his sentient ship and crew hostage. Luckily, Margo is able to smooth talk the fairy queen into lending her a hand. Meanwhile, Penny is undergoing supernatural surgery from a poison munching demon doctor and Quentin is with Alice and her family, covered in plastic wrap and cattle prodding eachother...I wish that was innuendo and not fact. But you play the hand you are delt. Thanks for listening!

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Cheertocracy - The Magicians S03E02 - Heroes and Morons
    Jan 1 2026

    Hello and welcome to The Magicians season 3 episode 2! This week, we recover the first of the keys we need to complete the vague "great quest" that kicked off this season. Back on Earth, magic doesn't seem gone as much as it seems diminished and sporadic. We just don't have enough information right now, but there are a lot of episodes to go before final credit role. Thanks for listening!

    Watch a video version of this episode here: https://youtu.be/n4oJ7pcw8uc

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    1 hr and 10 mins