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Portal Quandary

Portal Quandary

Written by: Portal Quandary
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Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

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Episodes
  • Episode 14: Scrutinies
    Feb 21 2026

    Daryl investigates Ceres and Khione; Indigo works out the tape’s origins; Andres meets his mother; and Pookie plays Minecraft.


    Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language and suggestive language.


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    Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross

    Andres is Steven Edwards

    Daryl is Olive Jerome

    Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman

    Indigo is Jorja Odd

    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant.

    Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


    Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com


    Listener names in this episode include:

    Misfit - @multiversal_misfits

    Celestor - @celestor13

    Jonika - @jonika_cazar

    Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast

    Cameron - Cameron Edwards


    Sound effects used in this episode include:

    Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ

    Amulet - 62 BPM D# Min - N0IZ

    12287 oriental magic transformation - RobinHood76

    Notification Up 2 - FoolBoyMedia



    This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.


    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Episode 6: Happily Ever After?
    Feb 1 2026

    The final confrontation with the Tyrant King, lord of a faraway realm. Then all will be right. Right?


    Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence


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    Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross

    Douglas is Steven Edwards

    Olone is Olive Jerome

    Flour is Rosemary Ochtman

    Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd

    Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


    Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com


    Sound effects used in this episode can be found here.



    This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.


    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Episode 5: The Terrible Tower
    Feb 1 2026

    The journey is almost at an end. All that remains now is to climb the windmill that is the terrible tower of T.K. and put a stop to their operation. But who is this elusive T.K.?


    Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence


    Find us on Instagram

    Follow us on TikTok

    Like us on Facebook

    Join our Patreon


    Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross

    Douglas is Steven Edwards

    Olone is Olive Jerome

    Flour is Rosemary Ochtman

    Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd

    Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


    Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com


    Sound effects used in this episode include:


    Door falls to floor - CastIronCarousel

    Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex

    Snakey_Atmo_A_070 - cormi

    Magic Aura Shimmer - EminYILDIRIM

    Chopin - Fantaisie-Impromptu (Arr. for Music Box) - 60 BPM Version - GregorQuendel

    Bach - Partita No. 2 In C Minor, BWV 826 (Arranged for Strings) - GregorQuendel

    Musicbox Arpeggio - I - Variation I - GregorQuendel

    Falling Stars - A. J. Weidt - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel

    Vivaldi - The Four Seasons - Summer - Concerto in G minor - Op. 8, No. 2 - RV. 315 - Arranged for Solo Piano - GregorQuendel

    SFX_ext_wood cutting_242031 Wian Heyns_OWsfx - veemdemens

    Magic MalletPenC-XP - Xcreenplay


    This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.


    The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
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