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🚨 SOLICITORS, TERRARIUM REGRETS, AND LOSING FIGHTS TO CHILDREN 🚨
Another normal episode of The Pour Choices Show, unfortunately.

This episode starts with a home invasion by a gutter salesman who ignored a “baby sleeping” sign and tried to sell gutters to a man who does not own gutters. From there, it snowballs into winter storm panic, accidental admissions of aging, and the unsettling realization that nursery rhymes are basically horror stories for toddlers.

We rank vacation nights like it’s a competitive sport, relive Chris’s long history of trying to use banks on Black holidays, and spiral into YouTube comment sections, drunk Amazon purchases, and a terrarium project that proves creativity cannot be bought with Prime shipping.

Somewhere along the way, we debate fighting children weekly, uncover one of the most absurd rules in NFL history, argue about N64 controller cord etiquette, and build a bracket to determine the coolest character of all time. Chris also embarrasses himself trying to guess historical years, which has become tradition.

It’s nostalgia, bad decisions, weird hypotheticals, and the kind of conversations you only have when no one’s in charge.

👇 WATCH BEFORE YOU REMEMBER HOW OLD YOU ARE 👇

👀 WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS
• Relatable adult annoyances
• Nostalgia that hurts a little
• Dumb debates that feel important
• YouTube rabbit holes we’ve all fallen into
• Proof that confidence ≠ intelligence

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👍 Like if you’ve ever regretted an Amazon purchase
💬 Comment your coolest character of all time
📤 Share with someone who still wraps N64 cords wrong
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Nothing is resolved.
No lessons are learned.
Exactly how we like it.

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:45 – “CAN I CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS?”
6:24 – WINTER WEATHER
9:28 – A GOOD SCRATCHER
11:36 – 4 NIGHT VACATION
17:41 – MLK DAY
20:25 – MOTHER GOOSE
22:47 – 10 HOURS OF RAIN
29:59 – THE GREEN THUMB
41:41 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
53:16 – PALPABLY UNFAIR ACT
55:00 – HOW DO YOU WRAP YOUR N64 CONTROLLER?
57:28 – COOLEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME
1:04:20 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:05:51 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A SMELL YOU FIND ODDLY SATISFYING?
1:10:58 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CONTROVERSY?
1:19:50 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:23:51 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:26:39 – OUTRO

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🚨 IRREGULAR BOWELS, SOUTHERN INSULTS, & A LITTLE FITZMAGIC 🚨
This episode goes places sewage was never meant to go.

In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a friend of ours, an industrial wastewater investigator, which sounds fake until he explains it and somehow sounds even more fake. We break down what his job actually is, how industries quietly destroy plumbing systems, and why you absolutely shouldn’t pour certain things down a drain unless you enjoy chaos.

From there, things derail fast.

We debate whether Applebee’s is still alive, question how seedless fruit exists, argue about eliminating basic human needs, and spiral into hypotheticals involving unlimited liquids that immediately get out of hand. There’s Florida football nostalgia, drunken NFL memories, fantasy league trauma, and one more aggressive investigation into Chris’s once-a-day bathroom habits.

We also cover sleep hacks, Verizon outages, beef math that does not add up, Valentine’s Day gift advice no HR department would approve, and a look back at what was somehow considered normal in the 90s and early 2000s.

This episode has science, sports, sewage, and poor judgment. So… on brand.

👇 WATCH BEFORE THIS GETS FLAGGED FOR PLUMBING MISINFORMATION 👇

👀 WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS

• Real jobs that sound made up
• Plumbing stories that will haunt you
• NFL nostalgia and Florida chaos
• Hypotheticals that get irresponsible immediately
• Relatable adult problems with no solutions

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👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t need to know
💬 Comment your unlimited liquid choice
📤 Share with someone who still thinks Applebee’s is fine
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This episode explains nothing clearly.
But it does raise important questions about toilets.

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:40 – INDUSTRIAL WASTEWASTER INVESTIGATOR
8:37 – FRIENDLY FANDOM
12:25 – APPLEBEE’S
13:17 – WHAT IS A HYDRANT?
15:44 – ELIMINATING HUMAN NEEDS
18:27 – HOW DO YOU GROW SEEDLESS FRUIT?
20:44 – 11.22.63
25:46 – FITZMAGIC
38:52 – SOUTHERN INSULTS
44:10 – VERIZON OUTAGE
45:06 – MEAT
48:56 – FINGER LIQUIDS – ROUND 2
52:09 – IRREGULAR BOWELS­­
58:24 – HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
1:01:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR PROVEN METHOD TO FALL ASLEEP INSTANTLY?
1:11:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90S/2000S THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE TODAY?
1:16:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:10 – OUTRO

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🚨 Dark Humor. Adulting and The Sandwich Draft. 🚨
You’ve been warned.

In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, the conversation spirals beautifully from everyday adult frustrations to existential dread, fast food empires, and one of the most unnecessary but passionate sandwich drafts we’ve ever done.

We talk about gaming apartment leases, fighting mysterious charges from medical supply companies, and realizing way too late that society doesn’t prepare anyone for… anything. There’s health paranoia, prison “reform” skepticism, Final Destination trauma, nostalgic sports memories, and a historical moment where Massachusetts tried to apologize for witch executions with a one-day fast. Bold strategy.

It’s dark humor, real-life confusion, and dumb debates wrapped into one episode that somehow makes sense while listening and absolutely doesn’t when you try to explain it.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE OVERTHINK IT 👇

👀 WHY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
Relatable adult problems no one warned you about
Food debates that matter more than politics
Nostalgia, bad systems, and worse solutions

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
5:13 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – DARK HUMOR
7:36 – A MAN WITH A PLAN
9:19 – VANITY TAGS
12:54 – THEY’RE COMING FOR US
15:06 – WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SOLVED A PROBLEM?
17:36 – #2 PENCILS
18:05 – NEW & IMPROVED
20:51 – 3% MILK
22:06 – PRISON “REFORM”
25:09 – THEM O’s, HON
28:14 – LUCKY LOHRKE
33:28 – FINAL DESTINATION
39:05 – TOP 5 LARGEST FAST FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA
42:51 – THE SANDWICH DRAFT
52:02 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
54:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNDERRATED THING ABOUT BEING SINGLE?
1:00:41 – CONFLICT OF INTEREST
1:01:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A HUSBAND SKILL THAT EVERY HUSBAND MUST HAVE?
1:07:49 – OUR BAD, Y’ALL…
1:09:51 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:31 – OUTRO

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