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Megan and Michelle unpack the dichotomy of survival, pattern recognition, the stress cycle, taking a break, safe spaces, community, the humanity we are fighting for.

Your Body Wasn't Built For This (Therapy Jeff)

Why Political Instability Feels Different For Many Neurodivergent People (Childhood Elevated)

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Megan and Michelle ponder Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, severed brake lines, fawning, FOMO, yellow Binaca, horrible bitches, Tuesday trivia, gaslighting yourself, and death by a thousand cuts.

Sources:

Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (Cleveland Clinic)

The Unbearable Heartache of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria

So what’s the deal with rejection sensitive dysphoria?

Understanding ADHD and Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (thevibewithky on Instagram)

RSD Explained (ADHD Chatter on Instagram)

Highly Sensitive vs Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (thepsychdoctormd on Instagram)

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Megan and Michelle welcome guest David Katzner, who shares stories of personal magnetism, chasing your dreams, ballpark hotdogs, smart writing, swabbing chicken butts, saying yes, and choosing Miss Colombia.

The Secret to Telling Stories People Actually Want to Hear

Katzner Photography

National Parenting Center

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Megan and Michelle reflect on fake shrimp, shopping prisons, pathetic P Diddy, special punch, T-Rex Santa, the Reiner Murders, popping balloons, and a Martini family.

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Megan and Michelle debate about AI generated music, stealing art, artificial streaming, the cigarette man, machine learning, artist provocation, seeing nuance, and consolidating power.

Sources:

- A mysterious stranger rode into town and topped a country music chart. He might not be real.

- AI-generated music is going viral. Should the music industry be worried?

- Spotify has an AI music problem - but bots love it

- The trouble with AI art isn’t just lack of originality. It’s something far bigger

- Unveiling the impacts and disruption of AI on music industry stakeholders

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Megan and Michelle consider relationship embarrassment, spinsters, the values gap, man-keeping, playground games, heterofatalism, seeking community, lots of cats, and pitching your friends.

Sources:

- Is Having A Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?

- 3 Hetero Dating Trends I've Observed in 2025 (TherapyJeff)

- There's So Much Opportunity For Men In the Dating World (TherapyJeff)

- What is "Mankeeping," and How Do I Know If I'm Doing It?

- Is it really outrageously uncool to have a boyfriend?

- Why Women Say Having a Boyfriend Is Embarrassing

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Megan and Michelle learn about mass hysteria, brain rot, moral outrage, meowing nuns, hoodlumism, dancing plagues, itchy scalps, and Gags the Clown.

Sources:

- Mass Hysteria Isn't Just a 'Panic' — What It Means and Why It Happens

- 7 of History’s Strangest Mass Hysteria Events

- What Is Mass Hysteria (Mass Psychosis)?

- Mass psychogenic illness (Wikipedia)

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Megan and Michelle are baffled by Karens, homerun balls, finger pointing, excessive demands, strands of cabbage, power imbalance, throwing Chipotle, and the Wall of Moms.

Sources:

- What exactly is a 'Karen' and where did the meme come from?

- Karen (slang) from Wikipedia

- What the explosion in viral 'Karen' videos and public meltdowns tells us about entitlement

- Is Fear of Being Called "Karen" Keeping Women From Intervening?

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