The FINAL POD of 2025 is here, and, shocker, Chibbi and Rooster are still standing, ending the year 16-0 (in their own minds). To celebrate an entire 365 days that felt like getting trapped in a Chili's line on a Friday night, they brought back the one and only Paul to help clean up the mess.

In the inaugural (and only) 'Puro Pinche Year-in-Review the guys definitively prove that your favorite list is bullshit, dissect why the Stranger Things kids look like they’re interviewing for regional management positions, and explain how Netflix is somehow both a necessary evil and "fucking fascist" for demanding you pay for your own subscription. Plus, they unpack the biggest war crimes we saw this year and debate we should all invent our own Peace Prizes (looking at you FIFA).

Finally, they review the only list that matters: The Puro Pinche Top 25 of 2025, featuring all the greatest hits like the Big Bullshit Bill, the 'furries bill,' and other things they barely remember talking about, movies and music they loved, and things had a great (or awful) 2025.

Before signing off for good (just for a few weeks, pinche relax), they deliver their final motivational speech: Don't bring that 2025 mierda into the holidays. It's a 2026 problem now, so go enjoy your whiskey and quit stressing.

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This week on the Puro Pinche Podcast, we spiral gloriously from Simone Biles’ his-and-hers laundry setups to San Francisco demanding justice for a community cat murdered by a self-driving taxi. Chibbi, Rooster, and special guests Travis and the Homie Chris debate dating apps for dog people, 50-year mortgages (lol), Greg Abbott’s “Let’s Roll” campaign slogan, and whether the Democrats fall apart like a cheap piñata.

We also celebrate San Antonio restaurants snagging Michelin honors, drag some awful slang decisions, and deliver a movie roundup that includes nuclear panic, Guillermo del Toro, and a horror film that’s basically trauma in 4K.

Plus: a little Fernet wisdom and a reminder to stop tap-dancing on burning stages.

It’s chaos, cariño, and all the spicy commentary you expect from the only podcast that matters.

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America’s glitching again, from $8 burgers to rainbow bans, golden ballrooms, and AI poop bombs, so Chibbi and Rooster are calling it: we’re living through a Great American Reset.

In this episode of Puro Pinche Podcast, your favorite South Texas truth-tellers break it all down with humor, heat, and hard facts.

💥 Topics include:

🎸 The lost art of guitar solos (and why we need more of them)

• 🌈 Greg Abbott’s war on rainbow crosswalks

• 🏛️ Trump’s demolition of the East Wing

• 💸 The Great American Reset: capitalism, chaos, and $8 Big Macs

• 🇻🇪 Venezuela, coups, and imperial fuckery

• 🪩 The “No Kings” protests and why they still matter

• 🏀 Wemby worship & why greatness needs appreciation

• 🎬 Spooky season movie recs + tarot wisdom for collective burnout

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  Pull up a chair, pour your cafecito (or Topo Chico), and join the back-porch ruckus where pop culture meets the apocalypse — puro pinche style.

  
  

  🎧 Hosts: @gemineyes & @roostmtz

  🎙️ Produced by: Gem.In.Eyes Productions

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