Sometimes customer service leads to unexpected companionship. Focus more on creating, less on logistics. And be wary of imitation, as it isn’t always flattering.

Quality Assurance is a Production of Aphelion International Media (AIM).

Written and Produced by Victoria Wood.

The Guest Writers for this episode were William Hill, Chris Santiago, and David Parker.

On Hold Music: "Little Belt" by Mountaineer!, https://mountaineer-familytrees.bandcamp.com

The voice of Nova is Victoria Wood.

Customer Service Representatives: William Hill and Victoria Wood.

Customers: Nicole Charman and Chris Santiago.

Music: Artificial Paradise https://artificialparadise.bandcamp.com

Logo: Paxton Deckard @paxdraws on Twitter.

For more info, please visit novagalactica.com, and follow @Novagalactica on Twitter and Instagram.

Never leave home without an umbrella. Eliminate constipation with RectoBlasto. And always remember to pay extra for the warranty, it might just save you money (and your marriage).

Quality Assurance is a Production of Aphelion International Media (AIM). Written and Produced by Victoria Wood. The Guest Writers for this episode were William Hill and Matthew D'Ambrosio. Music by Artificial Paradise, and Evlov. Logo by Paxton Deckard. Voice of Nova: Victoria Wood. Customer Service Representatives: William Hill and Victoria Wood. Customers: Matthew D'Ambrosio and William Hill. More info: novagalactica.com, and follow @Novagalactica on Twitter and Instagram.

Pilot Episode. A broken vacuum leads to a black hole devouring a man's house. Fight writer's block with a medication that proably won't give you brain cancer. And what exactly is the most cost effective way to replace a broken skull crusher? Quality Assurance is a Production of Aphelion International Media (AIM). Written and Produced by Victoria Wood. The Guest Writers for this episode were Logan Sewall, James Aidan Stolz, and Caitlin O’Grady. Music by Artificial Paradise. Logo by Paxton Deckard. Voice of Nova: Victoria Wood. Customer Service Representatives: James Aidan Stolz, and Caitlin O’Grady. Customers: Logan Sewall. More info: novagalactica.com, and follow @Novagalactica online.