Episodes

  • Blotilla the Hun

    Blotilla the Hun
    Jun 4 2026

    Blotilla the Hun
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Ted Kennedy Says Drive Carefully

    Ted Kennedy Says Drive Carefully
    Apr 13 2026

    A routine descent into chaos takes a hard left turn into something far stranger. Two weeping boys stand at the center of an increasingly surreal landscape as the USS Inclusion hovers overhead, authority figures blur into parody, and even the afterlife starts to feel bureaucratic. Along the way: a familiar face on a billboard dispensing questionable advice, a justice system that's gone fully sci-fi, and a destination that may or may not be spelled correctly.

    It's part social satire, part fever dream, and entirely off the rails.

    Welcome to Lhel.
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    57 mins
  • Qatar Hero

    Qatar Hero
    Mar 12 2026
    47 mins
  • Wiggity Wack, You Under Attack

    Wiggity Wack, You Under Attack
    Feb 25 2026

    Jack and Brian return after a little bit of a hiatus that was mostly Jack's fault. Bu it didn't help that Brian's retina detached while he was busy helping Jamaicans. qmpodcast.com
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    40 mins
  • Zohran Mamdani's Goldilocks

    Zohran Mamdani's Goldilocks
    Oct 7 2025

    Brian is no Andrew Tate. Jack is, because he's a misogynist. Jack reads for the audiobook Goldilocks by Zohran Mamdani. Jack was at Brian's wife's birthday party and things happened and then he roasted Brian's wife. Jack reads for the audiobook Tina The Assassin. Brian's son's letter from Marine Corps boot camp. Jack reads for the audiobook Training Your Dog. qmpodcast.com
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    55 mins
  • The Stripper's Guzzlebucket

    The Stripper's Guzzlebucket
    Sep 2 2025

    Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor. A milestone birthday. A stripper's guzzlebucket. Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor again. Disneyland rides getting with the times. Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor again.

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    51 mins
  • Should God Spit Lava?

    Should God Spit Lava?
    Aug 1 2025
    The latest episode of Questionable Material with Jack & Brian, titled "Should God Spit Lava?" (aired August 1, 2025), kicks off with the hosts' signature absurd comedy banter. Brian humorously recounts a fictional near-death experience where he "dies" while waiting for Jack to fetch his microphone. He describes waking up in what he initially believes is heaven but quickly reveals itself as a hellish realm: a lava-spitting God wielding a pitchfork, surrounded by infamous "celebrities" like Jeffrey Dahmer, Leona Helmsley, Jimmy Carter, and Mao Zedong, with lots of German-speaking laughter amid screams of torture.Brian mistakes a demonic Jesus figure (complete with red wings, bleeding eye sockets, and fangs) for the real deal, who sends him back saying it's not his time. The conversation veers into satirical riffs on Jimmy Carter faking frailty for attention, political glances at election outcomes, and God's supposed disdain for corn syrup in Coca-Cola. The tone is playful, dark, and over-the-top, blending improv-style absurdity with pop culture and political jabs.

    QMPODCAST.COM
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    48 mins
  • Everyone Loves a Vegetable

    Everyone Loves a Vegetable
    Jul 10 2025

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    47 mins