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Regular Features

Regular Features

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 Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every weekAll rights reserved
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  • 613: Lumps, and the Men Who Have Them

    613: Lumps, and the Men Who Have Them
    Jan 16 2026
    To listen to this podcast, you must solve a riddle: What goes on four feet in the morning, two feet at noon, and three feet in the evening? Stumped? The answer is that it is a dog who, just before 12pm, decides to pretend to be a human so that it can buy cigarettes. Later that day, it hardens one of the cigarettes with wax, and uses it as a crutch because its hind legs are so sore. Anyway, I've been the Sphinx, you've been great! This week: Joe has been freed from lump ambiguity. Log provides an insight into his bold medical future. Matt is here, and makes comments throughout.
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    34 mins
  • 612: The Ramblemas 2026

    612: The Ramblemas 2026
    Jan 7 2026
    2026! The future! What will it bring? Cool-ass sunglasses probably?? According to the thumbnail of this podcast - yes! But also, here's another edition of our RAMBLEMAS tradition where we record solo features and whack em all together like a podcast frankenstein.
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    41 mins
  • 611: Krangle's Secret Foot Thing

    611: Krangle's Secret Foot Thing
    Dec 24 2025
    Yuletide, I'll tide, we'll all tide, for yuletide. That's the Regular Features promise to you, on this, the most Jesus day of the Formula 1 race calendar. On this day in 1952, our lord and saviour got born out of a forgotten easter egg in Bethlehem. And lo did he look upon his flock and say "humpdaaaaay". And when they did say to Jesus, "lord, humpday was yesterday", Christ did say unto them, "humpdaaaaaay" and "ready for the weekeeeeeend". In this one: Steve's kringling, Joe's spilling secrets, and Matt kinkshames the messiah.
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    52 mins
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